Snotmyfault
United States
Today, at the age of 22, I started eating my boogers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Confession time
Today, I’m a 32 year-old man with a wife, a dog, and 2 kids. I still pick my boogers and eat them, and have no plans to stop anytime soon. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Anonymous
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
UUUGHHH
Villejuif, France
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
btg
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
MsConfusedd
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I discovered that the only thing more disgusting than watching a little kid shove their finger up their nose and eat their fresh green mucus is watching your grandmother do the same. FML
mr. e
Oddly specific
Today, I discovered that at the age of 24, I would actually rather break a toe than eat a food I don’t like. FML
janesays
United States
What am I doing?
Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
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cndrow 0
Exposing your body to things like dirt, grime, snot, etc., is actually a healthy thing to do. By exposing your body to tiny amounts of germs like that, you're actually exposing your immune system in a fairly harmless way and boosting your immune system. Also, by placing the germs inside your mouth, where your immune system is constantly alert and working (saliva, tonsils, etc), it's relatively safe. May sound gross, but it's true. Still, you can get ill from this practise, so be aware. I suggest washing your hands often, at the least.
Timmytwofinger 0
as long as noone sees you it's a victimless crime, mwa haha
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musicislife11 0
Boogers have to taste disgusting..why eat them?
evilteriyaki301 0
lmao. a bit too much information...
dani_fizzle 0
your just tryna be funny right...
laurennewsom 5
Lets hope ^_^
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
#12 you are ******* retarded. drugs are EVIL and bad for you. NO ONE LISTEN TO #12!!
shadowkiss13 0
says the man who is a heroine addict
meetmissmayhem 4
Wait.. Do you know that they are a Heroine addict for a fact or...not? Just wondering, interesting story maybe?:)
Juicy_Jen 0
You can't possibly be serious...i really dont understand what compulese people to eat their own boogers. you mine as well have just said, "i eat my own poop"
Iso_fml 0
It's good for you! Nutrients and all that. Besides, Bogeys are hardly waste product. They are build up of snot that has hardened. Anything that your body produces and doesn't excrete is mostly good for you. E.G. Scabs, Bogeys, Snot, Spit. Hell, even drinking your own urine has proven to be good in some cases.
thecookielovrxx 8
I know it's heathy, but why would anyone ate their own snot??
gc327072 31
No it is most definitely not. Boogers are buildups of junk you have inhaled and your nose has filtered out, be that dust, allergens, bacteria, etc. You can get sick from ingesting bacteria, besides the fact that eating your snot is disgusting. Good God some of the stupidity on these threads astounds me.
Fml37 0
That's just ******* wrong man. What the hell is wrong with you?
iheartmj 0
thats gross why would you do that
mrs_jonas_fml 0
Uh...... EW BIG TIME!!!! Ewwwwwwww!!
AnnaSeptic 0
Aw, bad habits are a bitch. Most people probably don't know how hard it is to break these things. And no, I don't eat my boogers because I know I'm going to get accused of it. That's really gross. I do have my share of bad habits though.