Disappointed
United States
Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost. He was 14. I'm the 23 year old security guard. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
looke27
United States
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Badass
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
fthislyfe
United States
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Sayahh
Today, I pulled a muscle at work doing a cartwheel. I was doing the cartwheel to prove to one of my students that adults can do cartwheels too. FML
Anonymous
United States
Busted
Today, I won a local arm-wrestling tournament. Too bad I have to use the prize money to repair the tendon I tore in the competition. FML
Shotacon
Woodbury, United States
Today, while using the leg press at the gym, some guy thought he could use more weight than me since I look really young. He hurt himself. He then blamed me and tried to get me kicked out. FML
Anonymous
Fall City, United States
Today, two days before a big weight lifting competition with a $3,000 grand prize, I broke my arm. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
likeyourboss
Denmark
Strength test
Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML
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wowthatshorrible_fml 0
that is the most badass kid ever
Paris01 0
Are you scrawny? (: maybe he takes steroids. it happens.
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Comments (127)
Selena_is_back 7
ahahaha looks like someone needs to work out a little more.
sarabear123mjluv 0
lol I found this hilarious!
iheartglasses 0
Are you serious 55? The FML clearly stated he was the security guard, kinda meaning he works there.. Please go slap yourself
brianjman14 23
...are you just joking or are you retarded?
kompactkid 0
I can beat the school security guard at wrestling :D
jckbco 0
the 23 y.o. DEGENERATE security guard
persephone13 0
You arm wrestle with the students at your school? You must be their favorite security guard, lol.
jaybird09 0
FAIL!!!
Selena_is_back 7
*facepalm*
DocBastard 40
I...you...I mean...OP said... Oh, forget it.