Today, I was shopping at a store that hires disabled people as baggers. This is totally awesome and I love the practice, but this autistic bagger yelled out the name of every product he bagged, including "TAMPONS!" and "CONDOMS!" One of my middle school students was in the next checkout line videoing it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the self-checkout machine at the grocery store kept yelling, “PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA” while I frantically tried to scan everything. An employee came over and said a bit too loudly, “Ma’am, you have to scan the condoms before bagging them.” Of course there were people around to giggle. FML
Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML
Today, I have MS, and while I was in a grocery store a couple followed me through the store, making fun of my disability and the way I walked. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket to get some Easter gifts for my kids. At the register, I was verbally abused to the point of tears by the cashier, for having way too many items for the 12 items or less lane. I had 13. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
Today, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so I could use the self check-out. My item rung up incorrectly, so a girl came to help. She was new and having trouble, so she called more people to help. I ended up having five people around me talking about my Vagisil purchase. FML
Today, I was shopping when I overheard a woman telling an employee that she was buying an iPad for her 5-year-old son. Annoyed, I turned around and ranted about how he should have more age appropriate toys. Then she explained that her son is autistic and will be using the iPad to communicate. FML
Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
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AdeenCuffing 12
Those two don't usually go together.
tease_ftx 8
How so? If she doesn't buy condoms she won't need tampons.
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AdeenCuffing 12
Those two don't usually go together.
tease_ftx 8
How so? If she doesn't buy condoms she won't need tampons.
RichardPencil 32
During a few days a month, they go together well, provided she uses condoms for the period anal.
MidnaLink 35
Tell the student that if he doesn’t trash that video, you’ll fail him for the year.
raven_of_azarath 35
That’s illegal.
RoadRunnerZ 13
No it’s not your teacher has the right to do the **** she wants with your grade
BeachMammal 8
Not a good action. But if the students shares it, he is harassing his teacher, and that is something the school should deal with. It would be simply wrong of the student.
Kingchips24 5
Dont say these two dont go together cause these 100% go together!
Glowworm56 27
I really hope the middle school student doesn't post that video on the internet.
Todd Klopfer 11
I so hope he does and it goes viral. jj
Burle 17
Why are you embarrassed by condoms and tampons, they're just part of life. You're immateur for being embarrassed by it, as the student is immateur for thinking its funny. The only winner here is the autistic bagger
snake_gal 8
ya but your middle school student knowing what you bought and likely to share it with the class? It seems pretty embarrassing
therealmysfit 1
Right? I don't get being embarrassed by stuff like that. But that's just me.
blondie45 21
Immateur? 🤣🤣🤣
tease_ftx 8
It could totally be so much worse. He could have yelled out "*****!, Vagisil, Herpes medication!" Just really bad things to tell out. I feel bad for any of his customers with truly embarrassing items lol.
PenguinPal3017 19
They sell ****** at the grocery store?
Ilmoran 20
Of course they do, but the bagger is more likely to yell out "CUCUMBER".
WHSKitty4ever 23
Yeah, they pass them off as “personal massagers.” 😉
SaltyLurker 10
Yeah until he shouts, "LOTION!", "MUSCLE RELAXANT!", and "HEMMORHOID CREAM!"
Squidgegg 4
Dang. This makes me really glad that people who bag other people's shopping aren't a thing where I'm from.
MitiMiki 16
Sucks for you. Hilarious for us!
band_geek 18
I told my boyfriend of this FML because he works with autistic students at his part time job, and even he thinks it's hilarious that the bagger was screaming out every item. And he also commented he wishes he was there so that he could've helped out with the guy. I'm laughing about the entire thing, too, but don't get embarrassed. Honestly, when even my students (male students, no less) asks me what I'm rummaging through my bags for whenever I'm trying to help out my female students that's been forgetting to keep track of their cycle, I look at the kids straight in the eyes and tell them, "It's a women thing. If you want women thing to happen too your girlfriends, make sure to use condoms, boys, or you'll be hell lot of trouble." It's nature - There's nothing to be embarrassed about.