Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost. He was 14. I'm the 23 year old security guard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Badass
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle at work doing a cartwheel. I was doing the cartwheel to prove to one of my students that adults can do cartwheels too. FML
Busted
Today, I won a local arm-wrestling tournament. Too bad I have to use the prize money to repair the tendon I tore in the competition. FML
Today, while using the leg press at the gym, some guy thought he could use more weight than me since I look really young. He hurt himself. He then blamed me and tried to get me kicked out. FML
Today, two days before a big weight lifting competition with a $3,000 grand prize, I broke my arm. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Strength test
Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML
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wowthatshorrible_fml 0
that is the most badass kid ever
Paris01 0
Are you scrawny? (: maybe he takes steroids. it happens.
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Comments (127)
RubyRedHead 0
Hey 14 year old are stronger than they seem nowadays lol
ratz26 5
Why are you doing that with a 14 year old boy?? Sicko
lanadelcray 0
Maybe the school needs better security
xXRaider68Xx 2
I culd bench 250lbs by the time I was 14 shit happens man haha
xRezSynn 15
Work out more?
annoyedchild 17
Are you all ******* stupid, he said he pulled his bicep which makes it pretty ******* hard to arm wrestle. It wasn't because he was weak, it's because HE PULLED HIS ******* BICEP. SHIT
Jtaura 10
Time for some new biceps i think?....
Monopolyruinsfam 6
I read it as wrestling and not arm wrestling, so I was confused why the security guard was wrestling a 14 year old.