Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn them on to see where I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow hand prints on the walls. I have a nine year old brother. FML
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Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
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Today, I had to clean my walls with those Mr Clean Magic Sponges because we were having visitors. I got bored and started drawing penises with it because they would leave wet marks. There is nothing magic about how slow they dry when your visitors come an hour early. They saw all ten of them. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
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elmorous 0
Yah? Wait until puberty hits ... then turn the light on!
xGet_Over_It 0
Ohnoes.
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xGet_Over_It 0
Ohnoes.
bobmandude 0
Lol bros...
turtlemansam 6
Flayos
WishResign 0
lego's
Selena_is_back 7
tomatoes
sarahpft 2
It doesn't just light up for pee. People be stupid.
Rawrzie 0
potatos
MrSassypants 34
Let go off my eggos. Get yo hands off my potatoe, dip it in mayo. After go play with leggos. I get bored so I may go. Not good flow but still I did it yo.
corporatescoundr 25
*snaps* thank you mrsnazzypants for that spoken word please join us at our next open mic. see y'all next time
MrSassypants 34
50 ok lol and it's Mr.Sassypants
DevianceIsBliss 0
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DevianceIsBliss 0
Was it mustard, OP?
tamie306 5
no he had pee on his hands and got it all over the bathroom.
UrNotFunny 0
No shit, Sherlock.
Epilepsy_fml 0
tamie, your an idiot.
Selena_is_back 7
Epilepsy, you're an idiot.
soul_fml 0
uhhhhh. sarcasm, guys
KiddNYC1O 22
Selena, you're an idiot.
bethan1 4
Bethan your an idiot! Oh... sorry I felt left out:(
Nick_1993 2
here ill help. bethan your an idiot... there ya go :)
yuggi1 11
You all have an IQ average of 79. There! :)
sloppy3301 3
c-c-c-COMBO !
hidingoutt7 0
put the light somewhere eles
Rawrzie 0
it's art OP.
kmwis_00 6
I agree! :D You could make like, a million pee hand prints and no one will ever know! Or I guess you could clean it off. Which would be lame,.
noobcaek 2
Housebreak him.
DUBSTEPER98 15
Why isn't this at the top?
lyncecelia 13
hahaha well....at least you know where to clean now? Get bro to help! but yeah, FYL OP
Selena_is_back 7
looks like your bathroom ain't so shitty after all huh?
Fop 6
You better have a clue what you're doing with the black light. If there are UVC rays, congrats, you're basically poisoned.
iheartowls 0
9- Black lights contain UVA. :)
BroSkii69 8
I "pee" what you were trying to do there ;D
Selena_is_back 7
Fail.
illmatic2 16
Win.
hairt 4
fin
sourgirl101 29
wail
BroSkii69 8
OMNOMNOMZ
Selena_is_back 7
liaf
ImmaZebra 0
Hahaha. Major win.
kmwis_00 6
Hahahahaahahhahaha! :D That was so lame. But hilarious. :)
Gottaa_luv_Thiss 0
dosent even make sense u retard...EPIC fail
elmorous 0
Yah? Wait until puberty hits ... then turn the light on!
Curse2TheMax 1
lol
BroSkii69 8
nice **** :p
screwlife23 0
you have a huge ****
ALDJ 4
I see what you did there ;)
noobienick 19
Then, all of the sudden, the yellow will turn white.
Sharon W 1
LMAO
Sharon W 1
LMAO elmorous
Sharon W 1
LMAO elmorous