Today, I pulled a muscle at work doing a cartwheel. I was doing the cartwheel to prove to one of my students that adults can do cartwheels too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
Today, at the gym, I was trying to look cool doing pull-ups in front of someone I liked. On my first pull-up, my hand slipped, and I fell backwards onto a yoga ball, which shot me straight into another guy doing push-ups. FML
Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle by doing absolutely nothing and now I can’t bend over without excruciating pain. I’m 15 and exercise regularly. FML
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
Today, I attempted to give a motivational speech to my kids, trying to inspire them with life lessons. They then asked me why I couldn't "do a cartwheel like all the other parents" and challenged me to try. Now my back hurts, and I’m questioning my life choices. FML
Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
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JaffaMC 13
Adults need to stretch, too
moondoglou420 17
They can, but at what cost?
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JaffaMC 13
Adults need to stretch, too
CaliCarebare 3
<p>clearly =p</p>
moondoglou420 17
They can, but at what cost?
ArcaneBullshit 21
Where do you work where the the question of whether or not adults can do a cartwheel? The only idea that would come to mind would be an elementary school or a gymnastics school, if it's a school, it's still weird but okay. If you're a gymnastics teacher and can't do a cartwheel...well, that's another issue
CaliCarebare 3
<p>I teach pre-k, so it was a 5 yr old... lol we were on the playground</p>
Colon_Man 17
<p>"There comes a time in your life where your body tells your mind, 'Don't put your butt over your head'." - Gallagher</p>
Colon_Man 17
<p>"There comes a time in your life where your body tells your mind, 'Don't put your butt over your head'." - Gallagher</p>
RichardPencil 32
Congrats! You managed to accomplish the very tricky feat of proving a negative!