Today, I found out that, given the correct velocity, a used condom can actually fly through a tiny window and slap you on the leg. I also found out that when you go to the window to yell at the perpetrator, they might have more ammunition. FML
Attacksloth tells us more.
OP here. I was at a university, so like all schools, sex is fairly common here. I actually don't know if the contents were... legit sperm, but it seemed like they had the correct colour and, regrettably, consistency, judging by the shit left on my leg. It didn't look like pudding or mayonnaise or anything edible. Right now I'm just talking myself into a sense of security by telling myself that nobody in their right mind would actually be that disgusting. The second one missed me, because I saw them chucking it, so I ducked out of the way. Luckily I had extra pants from the gym so I just changed into those, and I refused to touch the condoms until a janitor came in with some heavy duty gloves. I don't think it was an act of revenge, because I haven't really talked to people much this year - I'm either with my wife, exercising alone, or researching alone. The boy who threw them was with a girl and they were both laughing. I memorized their faces, so if I see them on campus, they can receive some "polite Canadian justice".
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Top comments
TheCerealKiller 24
I'm just imagining it exploding on impact...
meisan 12
were they just carrying shit loads of used condoms for no reason?..
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Comments (106)
TheCerealKiller 24
I'm just imagining it exploding on impact...
Isandri 29
dammit. reading comments under this FML and eating lunch was a bad idea
Patriots21 14
Yeah, OP never saw it cummin'
SlimDanny 15
This was wild from start to finish.
logan_3416 13
No shit
gintwinsmoore 20
chm g n gdtvdb
Grenith 21
Grenade!
BlondePsycho 43
Gross
Mauskau 36
Very gross. I hope OP doesn't have any cuts, because they could possibly get an std from that.
BillMurray_fml 12
Yep, time to beat someone's ass, OP!
R2Y2 22
Sick *****...having more ammunition, did they...*save* more? Who in the **** saves a used condom?
TheBelt 19
What's next, cum in a water gun.
Brandi_Faith 34
I hope it wasn't actually a used condom and that the perpetrator just made it look that way. Otherwise that is pretty disgusting and so unhealthy!
meisan 12
were they just carrying shit loads of used condoms for no reason?..
Pleonasm 36
No, just regular loads.
theTravinator 21
It's like Mario cart in the ghetto, I'd imagine
emmama19 15
The collection is out to play.
abbyade 21
That's disgusting, I hope you are fine. Hope you had a shower too.
EmoFluffy 16
Sounds like you were in a sticky situation
keiNan_fml 35
a ***** too?
Blue_Black_fml 21
Did they collect a bunch of used condoms just to throw them at you? Was it an act of vengeance? I wonder what you have done that was so bad..
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
"Call of Willy, Modern Warfare"
escapingreality 19
Correction...I believe it's "Call of Willy, Modern Whorefare" lol
abNormal62 23
When you are walking into a rubber match like that, all I can tell you is, you better come prepared......
rabid_otaku 29
No, you'd better CUM prepared.
quesok 22
sir, we are running out of ammo... well, keep em cumming