Work: Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost....

Disappointed 31 October 2010, 04:06 United States

Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost. He was 14. I'm the 23 year old security guard. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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looke27 13 November 2010, 07:21 United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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foreveralone15 24 June 2021, 10:59

Fake it til you make it

Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML

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Anonymous 17 May 2025, 22:00 Germany

Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML

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fthislyfe 2 July 2011, 14:06 United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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Sayahh 7 January 2017, 08:07

Today, I pulled a muscle at work doing a cartwheel. I was doing the cartwheel to prove to one of my students that adults can do cartwheels too. FML

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Anonymous 2 June 2013, 04:36 United States

Busted

Today, I won a local arm-wrestling tournament. Too bad I have to use the prize money to repair the tendon I tore in the competition. FML

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Shotacon 7 April 2016, 03:06 Woodbury, United States

Today, while using the leg press at the gym, some guy thought he could use more weight than me since I look really young. He hurt himself. He then blamed me and tried to get me kicked out. FML

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Anonymous 12 February 2017, 18:00 Fall City, United States

Today, two days before a big weight lifting competition with a $3,000 grand prize, I broke my arm. FML

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j4y 29 January 2009, 00:30 Canada

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

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likeyourboss 4 October 2013, 16:05 Denmark

Strength test

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

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wowthatshorrible_fml 0

31 October 2010, 12:24

that is the most badass kid ever

Paris01 0

31 October 2010, 12:25

Are you scrawny? (: maybe he takes steroids. it happens.

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skyeyez9 25

31 October 2010, 14:21

Some kids are large for their size. I'm 5ft3 and my 7yr old daughter is 4ft3. She will probably be taller than me by the time she is 11. OP is probably either fun sized and or out of shape.