Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost. He was 14. I'm the 23 year old security guard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Badass
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle at work doing a cartwheel. I was doing the cartwheel to prove to one of my students that adults can do cartwheels too. FML
Busted
Today, I won a local arm-wrestling tournament. Too bad I have to use the prize money to repair the tendon I tore in the competition. FML
Today, while using the leg press at the gym, some guy thought he could use more weight than me since I look really young. He hurt himself. He then blamed me and tried to get me kicked out. FML
Today, two days before a big weight lifting competition with a $3,000 grand prize, I broke my arm. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Strength test
Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML
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wowthatshorrible_fml 0
that is the most badass kid ever
Paris01 0
Are you scrawny? (: maybe he takes steroids. it happens.
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Comments (127)
SLWatcher_fml 1
PWNED!
lori_lovee 0
Lol. Awww, cute(:
friday170 0
WTF lmao fail
theshocker09 1
better hit the gym
TNB_xACiDiC 0
Obviously you've never wrestled a Girraff!!
Nick_1993 2
you never know who that kid can be! apparently my friend has gone up against a 14 year old with a full beard and gray hair and was a 400lb tongan. "idk how to spell that so dont be a dumbass and say you spelled it wrong" and this was a group of them playing b ball
munkee_6669 0
start masterbating more to get your arm in better shape it obviously worked for the 14 year old
realityreject 0
YDI for being weak and getting pwned by a 14 year old. maybe you shouldn't have the job
Oompa_loompa93 0
That's sad!
Survive2Die 0
idk though, I'm on the wrestling team at my school and I'm 18 and a senior and I've gained muscle weight and I'm still only 168 lbs. I know a sophomore that's 210 lbs. and he isn't fat at all.