Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost. He was 14. I'm the 23 year old security guard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Badass
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle at work doing a cartwheel. I was doing the cartwheel to prove to one of my students that adults can do cartwheels too. FML
Busted
Today, I won a local arm-wrestling tournament. Too bad I have to use the prize money to repair the tendon I tore in the competition. FML
Today, while using the leg press at the gym, some guy thought he could use more weight than me since I look really young. He hurt himself. He then blamed me and tried to get me kicked out. FML
Today, two days before a big weight lifting competition with a $3,000 grand prize, I broke my arm. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Strength test
Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML
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wowthatshorrible_fml 0
that is the most badass kid ever
Paris01 0
Are you scrawny? (: maybe he takes steroids. it happens.
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Comments (127)
Cinn_fml 23
Well, what kind of kid did you pick on? 'Cause some wouldn't have been able to beat you, but some would be strong due to sports or their home environment (eg if they live on a farm) etc. So just hit the gym again and get over it.
blcarter81 0
you're an effwit
Cinn_fml 23
Am I now? Care to explain that one? Or can you not explain because it was a spur of the moment insult and therefore probably not an accurate one?
nathan5 0
why so serious?
Cinn_fml 23
Surprisingly enough I don't take kindly to being called an effwit.
Molord1 0
shut up you effwit
Cinn_fml 23
No, why don't you?
MissErikaHart 0
effwit, never heard that word b4
Cinn_fml 23
I assumed that it was a polite form of f*ckwit...
Cinn_fml 23
Chaos, I never said he should do so immediantly, I meant after it'd healed.
nathan5 0
i was referring to your overall seriousness and not the seriousness of that particular comment, although that comment was particularly serious
Cinn_fml 23
I'm not always serious, just usually. But I have been known to joke around.
nathan5 0
even that reply was serious!! or is it your dry northern wit that im missing? somehow i doubt it...
Cinn_fml 23
Actually, it wasn't supposed to be that serious, just true. Does it matter anyway? I can be serious if I want to be, and I can joke around when I want to. :P
nathan5 0
yes but fml isnt serious, you use it as an excuse to act like a councillor or friggin know-it-all. any comment ive seen is either you stating the obvious or telling us something to make you look clever but that everyone already knows anyway (sorta the same thing). honestly you annoy me so much!! arrrgh!!!
Cinn_fml 23
I don't get why it even matters, nathan... I mean, I'm not forcing you to read my comments (it is possible to glance at the user-name and decide not to read the comment, well, at least it is on a computer). So why is how I act so important to you? Also, I don't try and act like a know-it-all, I occasionally correct people because I think their suggestion is ridiculous or misguided, but I don't pretend to know everything.
blackandyellow_fml 0
Efftwit. You're seriously annoying as hell. You act as if people actually want your advice. Leave your suggestions to yourself.
blcarter81 0
see, I'm not the only one that reckons you're an effwit. please tell me what I should do with my life, please coach, I need some wisdom ad you act like you're f**king Einstein...
ginious 0
you guys are all freaking dumb, if you dont like her or what she says, dont comment/reply to heror even read what she posts, just freaking move on. Cinn, i think your cool and i have no idea where theyre getting all that shit theyre accusing you.
blcarter81 0
is your name supposed to be a witty take on the word genius? that makes you look like a deadset f**Keith as well. Jog on mate....
nathan5 0
this has turned into quite a debate...i think im done here. cya!
nathan5 0
gotta ask youself a question mate, whats a 26 year old man doing spending a lot of time arguing with people who are usually alot younger than him on fml all the time? looks like someones got a lot of insecurities there. pretty sad tbh....something to prove??
Cinn_fml 23
Blackandyellow - Why don't you? At least I don't insult people. Blcarter - I don't act like I'm Einstein, and I don't recall ever suggesting you were the only one who thought I was an effwit, people have told me so before, though in different terms. But that doesn't mean I'll listen to you because there's a few people who don't mind me. Also, again, I don't insult people. Ginious - Thank you, and that is a point I've been trying to make for months now. Chaos - There is that, but it's kinda fun to shout at their stupidity. Nathan - It's not a debate, and never was, it's more just people jumping on a bandwagon of hate. And what's wrong with Chaos being 26? This site isn't just for teens, and he has nothing to prove to you. Also, I thought you said you'd gone?
nathan5 0
ok, i have no problem with a 26 year old using fml. but i believe the way you use it by attempting to bully anyone who you think you can get away with (and i have seen many comments like this from you) to try and prove to yourself that you are important and that you are worth something, do you get a nice little boost to your self esteem by doing this? calling me stupid so that you can feel good about yourself? i dont mind being called stupid because i know im not, and if i am its alot better than being and insecure bully like yourself. the fact you dodged my question and went straight to trying to insult me seems to prove this...
zachjack 0
you deserved it for deserving the deserving of it.
hahaalolz 0
steroids for sure
blcarter81 0
chronic masturbation apparently increases muscles... o_O
hahaalolz 0
sounds about right for a 14 year old boy haha
Jest_fml 0
Arm wrestling isn't about strength, it is about technique. I mean, if I was fighting someone twice as big as myself, I could still win, only if I use my head a little bit.
elmorous 0
bite them?
olivh 0
yeah, but thats kind of cliche. size does matter in a brawl. the lenght of your arms is one factor.
ihcaboose 1
arm wrestling is about who has the better grip and who is able to use their wrist. better grip better wrist maneuver means win
TerrorDollie 0
Do you get health benefits? Just in case?
lipfullacope 0
sucks worse if it's costly. physical therapy isn't cheap.
Jimboom 12
Ydi for playing with underage boys. :-P
Zebidee 9
That's why they invented guns. I'm pretty sure no security guard ever had to arm-wrestle a bandit to determine the outcome.
starile 20
Security guards don't get guns
Dudeitsnuri 0
next time. try thumb wrestling
JonathanRawr 0
wait.. Why does the school even have a "security guard"?
MissErikaHart 0
ever heard of columbine? they got security guards at mcdonalds even nowadays.