Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML
WWE
Today, after waiting for two weeks for the right moment to meet my boyfriend's mom, she walked in as I was straddling him, trying to prove that I'd win in a wrestling match. I guess we met, then. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
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revengePanda 0
Start swimming around like a fish. Get to know his family's fish and promptly fall back onto land.
RedPillSucks 33
Promptly? OP: Hi... my name is ahhuugghh!!!! mom: Nice to meet you ahhuugghh. Is that a Scandinavian name? BF: smh
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Comments (83)
skinthesnakes 6
you just got pond
devinewind 4
So you got wet after meeting his mother...
fishing12345 2
Don't worry it could've happened to anybody
ILoveTabz 0
Smooth move
TheBigFailer 0
That's what you get for going to meet his family drunk
K_kanaka 26
-_____- ?!
mintcar 10
Embarrassing, but not the end of the world.
sxe_beast 11
Oh and don't forget about mailboxing.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Did you Find Nemo?
Buttsexpirate 9
Was she a fish or something? A mermaid?