Today, after waiting for two weeks for the right moment to meet my boyfriend's mom, she walked in as I was straddling him, trying to prove that I'd win in a wrestling match. I guess we met, then. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend is always telling me I haven’t met his real mother yet, even though I’ve known her a year. However, when I happened to disagree with her today, she started screaming and hitting like a psycho. He had to wrestle her out the door. I get it now; I’ve now met his “real” mother. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom and several brothers, one of whom tried to hit on me. They tried to convince my boyfriend to break up with me, and his mom told me I'll probably get knocked up by the brother who hit on me. FML
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Top comments
MegasaurusRex89 28
At least you had clothes on! you did have clothes on, right?
trellz17 19
Wrestling match my ass.
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Comments (49)
trellz17 19
Wrestling match my ass.
TheBelt 19
Ya Nasty.
MegasaurusRex89 28
At least you had clothes on! you did have clothes on, right?
Redoxx_fml 22
Naked wrestling is more traditional
funsizedliz 16
The lock on the doorknob is a great invention -.-
DoomedGemini 38
Why would you lock the door if you are wrestling?
Redoxx_fml 22
Because you don't want them tagging someone in
Trin_Tran 26
Did you win?
HereNReady 13
I was going to ask the same
Jason89 16
i think she did #3, cause she was on top
Liamj774 36
Threesome? Wrestling match, that is.
wakemeupplease 21
You're disgusting just saying
FMLusername969 21
I second #26's comment. Slow down on the ****.
lwood0812 16
Ewww
Liamj774 36
I guess the joke of his mother joining in(not in a sexual way) didn't really come through
toongler 23
hahaha awe I'm sorry OP. One time my girlfriends sister walked in on my girlfriend on top of my trying to squish me but totally took it the wrong way. I doubt she thought anything of it as long as you guys had clothes on haha
Calibur64 13
That's always the best excuse!
kibster9 20
First impressions are the ones that count! Haha
captain_crook 17
this would be a cool story to tell your kids later on. :D
mcamilli 14
Lol bad impression
MattM95 16
You can literally feel the awkwardness just by reading this FML.