the girlfriend
United Kingdom
Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anon
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Yup
United States
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
fridgemylifee
United States
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
herANDi
Canada
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML
xxlenalunaxx
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
WWE
Today, after waiting for two weeks for the right moment to meet my boyfriend's mom, she walked in as I was straddling him, trying to prove that I'd win in a wrestling match. I guess we met, then. FML
impatient amy
Ireland
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML
highlandgirl10
Canada
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
cdestarac
United States
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
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revengePanda 0
Start swimming around like a fish. Get to know his family's fish and promptly fall back onto land.
RedPillSucks 33
Promptly? OP: Hi... my name is ahhuugghh!!!! mom: Nice to meet you ahhuugghh. Is that a Scandinavian name? BF: smh
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Comments (83)
Enigmax2514 7
Well, there goes the 1st impression
BelleBelle_fml 11
Unless they had their phone or some other object that can ruined by water, not an FML really. Just an annoyance.
Senior29 8
lol was she THAT dashing?
cBlackout 13
How were you THAT clumsy???
leannecloveryau 11
Ouch, I hope your boyfriend didn't take that too badly.
LiveLaughFML 10
falling in ponds is what the cool kids are doing. it's the latest trend, like "planking," "coning," "creeping" "fallinginsidemyboyfriendsmotherspond" :]
leadman1989 16
Was it full of fish? Fishy fishy fishy?
phuketboy 19
If she ever happens to be your future mother in law, at least you will never forget the first encounter!! "How I met your mother". :)
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Shoulda burst out Jason-style, grabbed her, dragged her in and drowned her. Mother-in-law issues solved pre-maritally.
MangoRico1 1
Fall in love or a pond was the difference