Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML
ThatSlappinBass tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here! Yes, it did start off as a friendly game- we all have a really sick sense of humor, so the worse the cards got, the more we laughed. Right around the last two hands, my best friend's mother started screaming at her husband for "cheating" and then everyone got involved on both sides, and then **** were pulled out, and the phrase, "Suck these nipples!" was shouted. The dog is just a brat, but it added to the chaos. We all laughed after, but that's an image you never forget.
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xluciferx666 21
Sounds like a regular game of cards to me
Daevas 18
Seems like the dog was also against humanity...
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xluciferx666 21
Sounds like a regular game of cards to me
GOtllt 17
Yep, this happens basically every time.
bdsmslave 18
Especially if those cards are UNO cards.
fortune789 17
Are you kidding me? This seems like an actual card you can play in the game.
Daevas 18
Seems like the dog was also against humanity...
slingerslasher 24
There is no such thing as a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity.
kindasortayeah 25
Are these the cards you picked?
ThatSlappinBass 32
No, but I wish they were! They would've made a great haiku at the end!
Kramer1998 20
Oh the humanity
metalgearsoldier 6
i really want to hear the full story
ItsDutch 16
Never personally heard of Cards Against Humanity before, but it sounds like an average monopoly game for my family.
archnarquibquib 21
Haha, it's anything but average.
Bamill 11
You haven't seen shit till you play cards
ItsDutch 16
Any type of card game whether it be a card/board game can get crazy with my family, but dam are they exciting!
cari_cat 19
I'm sure I'm thinking of a previous FML here, but I remember reading about someone having to explain what a fleshlight was to their mother during a game of cards against humanity. Monopoly rage just can't compete with that awkwardness.
ItsDutch 16
You've obviously never met my family.
Catdragon 40
it's the dirty version of apples to apples
lulinator 40
That was me, #28. And it was queefing to my mom and sister-in-law. And road head to my dad.
EclipseCandy6 24
The dog was obviously the rational one
Calingaladha 21
I feel like this never should have been described as a friendly game.
lulinator 40
Or a family game. I know that from experience.
Markie_Mark7881 12
How were the ****?
Bragi 12
9 - +1000
lolalove24_fml 14
I'd love a follow up to this, sounds a bit crazy I know how cards against humanity get out of hand