Love: Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first...

the girlfriend 26 August 2011, 10:41 United Kingdom

Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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anon 16 March 2015, 04:10 Mississauga, Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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Yup 13 June 2010, 07:48 United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML

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fridgemylifee 13 August 2015, 17:39 United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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herANDi 3 April 2009, 06:10 Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML

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xxlenalunaxx This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff United States

WWE

Today, after waiting for two weeks for the right moment to meet my boyfriend's mom, she walked in as I was straddling him, trying to prove that I'd win in a wrestling match. I guess we met, then. FML

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impatient amy 27 January 2009, 14:23 Ireland

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

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highlandgirl10 21 July 2010, 20:31 Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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Anonymous 5 April 2011, 18:48 United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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Anonymous 3 January 2012, 19:22 United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

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cdestarac 10 January 2012, 06:07 United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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revengePanda 0

26 August 2011, 15:59

Start swimming around like a fish. Get to know his family's fish and promptly fall back onto land.

RedPillSucks 33

26 August 2011, 16:05

Promptly? OP: Hi... my name is ahhuugghh!!!! mom: Nice to meet you ahhuugghh. Is that a Scandinavian name? BF: smh

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iranoutofnames 6

26 August 2011, 16:56

"oh hey, large body of water, didn't see you there!"

ikickgingers 15

26 August 2011, 17:10

Wish there was more to this story because I'm not sure if I should be laughing or not ...

Isoldael 27

26 August 2011, 17:33

The mental image of the whole thing made me laugh :p. I hope the boyfriend's mom just laughed it off, and that she didn't have a couple of $5k koi fish in that pond.