Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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the_deltoran 0
you sound perfect to me :}
Wolveslikepie 4
I'm a jalis what clan are you? ;)
MC18 0
stuff,stuffffffff, stuffffffffffffffffff. hahah
crengel 0
If someone doesn't want to be with you because of boobs...then they arn't worth worrying about to be honest :)
UhOhFMLOopsYDI 7
32 - Can't agree more. Though I'm not totally happy myself with my own size, I wouldn't waste my time on someone who CLEARLY didn't like what I do have to offer. Makes no sense imo.
areix 0
small boobs > big boobs. imo
metalboy94 0
I second that! Boobs are not at all the first priority when it comes to a girl. ...Or maybe I agree because of my being something of a lolicon? Don't know.
lakeybalboa 0
pervert
areix 0
deal with it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#30 *HIGH FIVE*
nerdsgetmehot 23
Someone doesn't have to be a lolicon to think that small boobs are attractive. Just a thought...
tadzio_fml 0
10 Internet points for living in Oregon.
metalboy94 0
Now I'm not saying people should "hide their kids, hide their wife and hide their husband", just mentioned that I don't know which of the good and the bad part of me wins over the other in this context. Still, I agree with most everyone in here that you are cute and you should find (albeit after a bit more searching) a great guy (if you haven't already). Guys who don't care about boobs usually don't care about the outside, rather the inside. :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
#357 Well thanks! I do have an AMAZING guy who loves my small boobs. Still, I have trouble believing that he loves them and I am constantly fearing that he will want some big-boobed chick.
madhukar 3
ur attractive enough, stop cribbing girl : !
gamerhead 3
>:( you ruined the smiley chain #20! lol
TheWorldGreatest 8
you sound totally awesome, and there's not one thing wrong with you. so big deal you don't have boobs .
DocBastard 40
Nerds, I know you need to get this off your chest, but don't worry about tit. People cans act like such boobs sometimes. Just don't be melon-choly, have a few jugs of beer and a rack of lamb, and make the breast of the situation. Gotta go. Ta ta!
Rei_Ayanami 18
Normally I facepalm at these, but this one wasn't bad. Bravo DocB
Rei_Ayanami 18
Normally I facepalm at these, but this one wasn't bad. Bravo DocB
TheWorldGreatest 8
awesome comment !
leeshxx 3
ahh doc I love reading your comments
chester75 5
OMG I totally agree with * insert number above me*. doc is soooooo like awesome:):):) I love ALL his comments, I mean every single one he wrote. I would tear and rip up anyone if they didnt agree with my opinion of him. gosh I love him soooo much <3
Busby4 0
epic win bro
DocBastard 40
If the rest of you can't tell, Chester's comment was entirely sarcastic. See, she's acting like a spoiled little bitch because I had the audacity to call her out on an FML a few days ago. Chester, get the **** over yourself. You sound like a nasty little child, and no one gives a flying ****.
chester75 5
maybe you haven't noticed I wasn't mocking you, just those who worship the ground you stand on.
chester75 5
hahaha, Kay really? I'm not effected by the rude harsh comments people make,so no I will not be crying myself to sleep. maybe you haven't noticed but I was clearly taking to doc, not KAY. so back off I'm pretty sure he can defend himself.
DocBastard 40
Hang on a sec Kay, I'll be effecting that defence in a bit. First I have to release my congregation of worshipers after they're done scrubbing my feet, massaging my angel wings, and polishing my asshole to a beautiful shine. Bask in the glow, Chester. Bask in it.
chester75 5
kay,why so overly defensive on a topic that doesn't even concern you, and I'm not "whining",I just love starting arguments that amuse me.
chester75 5
as much fun as chatting with you guys is, I have an exam tomorrow. till next time...
DocBastard 40
No need to "correct" Kay's spelling of "whinging", Chuck. She had it just fine. So you're an admitted troll then, eh? I wish I still kicked trolls. I remember the stench the last one left on my foot after I extracted it from TheRealGaryBusey's ass. Good luck on your exam. I hope you don't fail as hard there as you did here.
YANKS2728 0
implants??
DocBastard 40
Nerds, I know you need to get this off your chest, but don't be melon-choly and worry too much about tit. People cans act like such boobs sometimes. Have a few jugs of beer, a rack of lamb, and make the breast of the situation. Gotta go. Ta ta!
DocBastard 40
Yeah, because every woman with small boobs should get implants. God knows there's NOONE who actually LIKES small ****.
YANKS2728 0
just a suggestion don't get your **** in a knot.
odyssey007 6
don't worry about that. I'm sure u still look smokin in a bikini