Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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Comments (669)
Death_From_Above 0
implants....
PassTheDutch 0
save some money. get a boob job. do not eat fatty foods. I'd rather a girl with no boobs that a fat girl with huge boobs.
dmgfsu 1
completely agree
adamcole20 0
or a fat girl with no boobs :-)
manzanita2121 6
Or a fat girl with one big boob and one small boob.
mccutie936 6
Lol
Leftspoke 6
You're still very cute! and your YouTube videos are awesome
testthecoal 5
smiley face chain! :)
jess6blondie9 3
Awww :)).
thatlovelygirl12 0
Exactly...For me they get in the way alot..n sometimes I wish I was flatter or at least a smaller size
sankyu16 0
u gotta play that i'm a little girl scenario to your advantage
Estelleee_fml 0
eaat chicken !!!!! :P
BayBeezy 0
....or get pregnant :))
kkerr71 2
chicken? why?
jmangold96 0
god made you in his image
fluorescentadole_fml 8
god has trouble filling out a training bra too, huh?
melmeldolphin 8
Actually, her parents made her in their image. But nice try.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I'm pretty sure that magical boob growth isn't going to happen for me. I'm nearly 22.
kylienh 0
120; Lol, Your comment actually made me laugh out loud. Not the whole, "'lol!' *smirk*," but a, "'Lol!' *laugh*." :) Just thought Id let you know.
californiaboylol 0
agreed^^^^
californiaboylol 0
agreed to #256 but damn!! girl you fine^^^
kylienh 0
I am going to assume you are refferring to me considering the only other pictures on this comment are dogs. ?
capnbzarr 43
I know modern society is fixated and obsessed with large, sometimes cartoonish breasts, but rest assured that some people still think for themselves and find different sorts of body types attractive.