Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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sweet_candy_ 17
lol you have nothing to worry about you're really pretty.
JoeMan13 0
haha your pretty too!!
t3hpwnz4rz 4
zomg I'm persian too
AmandaJillx 6
im in that boat with you, just embrace them
MikiBoy 0
Try going on the pill - for some women, it does have the effect of increasing your bust size or so I've heard. :o
nerdsgetmehot 23
#46 I've already been on the pill. I was on it for months and it didn't increase my bust size. It doesn't work that way for everyone.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#348 *High fives for small-chested women* However, I'm too small-chested to fit into any bras at Victoria's Secret. They only sell down to size 32AA (and sometimes you can't even find that size in stores) and I'm a 32AAA. So I literally do not fit into any of their bras.
KbStokes 0
yes, the pill does not work for everyone. I was on it and it actually made mine get smaller, I didn't even think that was possible but apparently it is. and nerds, I actually went to get a sports bra yesterday and they didn't have any small enough either.. I know how you feel. but my husband loves mine, he always reminds me that big boobs would make me look so odd on me because of my tiny frame.
caitibug323 0
nerds, I totally feel for you here. Before I got pregnant I was lucky if I fit into a 32A, I had to get bras in the kid's section. But after pregnancy and getting on birth control I happily fit into a 34B lol But I've always had an amazing ass so it made me have more confidence.. You're very pretty so I wouldn't worry about it! :) My hubby likes my boobs! Oh, and do not try to gain weight to make them bigger, when you go back to lose weight, the first place it will go is from your boobs.. then you might get stuck with weight you just can't get rid of elsewhere with your boobs still being small! :)
MC18 0
awwww:) this is sooo cutee!!!
usmc370 0
nothing wrong with that...:)
JAWSHisINyurMOM 0
Miss Porter?????
DocBastard 40
Oh shit Nerds, Trey is totally calling you out! Interestingly, I'm actually curious about the response!
Calyx_fml 22
Small breasts are sexy as hell. It's all about presentation. Just because you are a woman doesn't mean that you need a bra.
ILoveEggnog 7
Mmmm. Nerds is getting me all hot.
khaya 9
I hope your ass makes up for it, or you should just have a sex change.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#57 So you think I should get a sex change just because I'm skinny and have small boobs? If a guy had small genitals, would you tell him to get a sex change based on that alone? That's some messed-up thinking.