Today, I spent a nice night with the guy I’ve been madly crushing on for the past year. When he went to the bathroom and left his phone unlocked, I looked at his photo album and saw photos of my house, my room, me sleeping, and my naked body. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
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almost_there44 26
Going through his phone was wrong. Boom, out the way. Him taking pictures of your house, room, and especially naked sleeping body without your consent is wrong. This is not something you "talk out", you run. Escort him out, I wouldn't even confront him alone because you never know how he would react. People on here are more upset over the fact that you went through his phone than what was actually on his phone.
Ashok Kumar 13
so you made out with your stalker😂😂😂
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Ashok Kumar 13
so you made out with your stalker😂😂😂
joshszz_fml 27
I think he took the pics during the night they spent together. Either way, still creepy. Curious to find out what she did though
KittyMack 13
No, if that was the case they wouldn't be scared & no FML. It's implied the pics were from the past.
Rabite 28
What? You wouldn't be scared if someone you barely know would take pictures of your whole flat, you sleeping and especially your naked body without your consent?? Are you kidding me?
i8cake 12
as far as he's concerned, there is no more 'surprises' for you to reveal. I say it is time to evaluate your situation and move on.
Bubbilility 27
Only a surprise for her when they show up on the internet.
saffy66 34
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I'm sorry, but going through someone's phone without their permission is pretty creepy and stalker-ish in itself, not to mention illegal in many jurisdictions, so perhaps you deserve each other.
almost_there44 26
Yes, going through someone's phone is wrong. But if that's the only problem you see here then there is an issue. Just saying, "y'all deserve each other" while pointing out her mundane act but not many of his is a joke.
arisanator9900 20
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Looks like you were made for eachother
Lobby_Bee 18
Seems like he also has a crush on you too! Win win.
almost_there44 26
Going through his phone was wrong. Boom, out the way. Him taking pictures of your house, room, and especially naked sleeping body without your consent is wrong. This is not something you "talk out", you run. Escort him out, I wouldn't even confront him alone because you never know how he would react. People on here are more upset over the fact that you went through his phone than what was actually on his phone.
ArtLover 13
I totally agree, while both are illegal, one of them is clearly on another level, not to mention looking through someone's phone is what half the populace does anyway (although it still doesn't justify it, people are overreacting here)
Inkoseh 33
It's a little iffy on the illegal part. If he leaves his phone unlocked, it isn't technically illegal. It's why police require a warrant if they want your password for your phone, but are allowed to look through if it's unlocked. (as its considered in plain sight) But again, it depends where it happens, how it takes place. While OP is a jerk for looking through, she may have possibly saved herself a lot of trouble or even her life down the line.
azouwa 26
I read this and thought of Twilight.
amarie2009 22
Sounds like a match made in creepy stalker heaven, obviously he has a crush on you too......start filing for that restraining order though!!
RichardPencil 32
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When your stalker is your crush, the adjective “creepy” no longer applies! I wish my crush would stalk me! I always let her know of my whereabouts and leave tasty snacks outside my bedroom window, so she doesn’t get hungry while watching me sleep!
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Dude, what?
RichardPencil 32
What do you need explained? Seems pretty self-evident to me.
storm74 9
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YDI for going through his phone without permission but YLS for him being a ******* creep.