Today, I sent my boss a link to a website I thought would answer a simple question she'd asked. Turns out, yes, the site did answer her question, but it also had some very suggestive ads on it. Apparently I'm the only person in the office who uses adblock. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, I explained to my boss what clickbait is and why it's bad practice to use it when writing online. After my explanation, she ordered me to go ahead with it, saying it's "exactly what we need". This person is the marketing communications director for a major multinational company. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML
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Top comments
saranottelling 7
The website the OP sent her boss to had some nasty ads (Probably for **** websites or something similar.) The OP didn't know though because she has adblock (which meant she couldn't see the nasty ads)
lisaaaar 0
Ahaha. Adblock is one of the first things to go on when I help people with their internet. Oh well. No harm done hopefully OP. Those ads switch out everywhere like crazy.
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kdrox 0
heh
MacOSXpert 7
Let me guess, the suggestive ads were women showing their body parts along with the word 'Evony' FREE FOREVAR!!!!! Edit: Look! there's an Evony ad right above us! HAHAHA
Freeze_fml 17
Play for free, my lord! Plants vs Zombies made an anti Evony ad campaign. Go check it out, funny stuff.
martic835 2
LMFAO!!!!!
MacOSXpert 7
KEK! Freeze, that was hilarious, thanks for telling me about that :]
YDIForSure 0
Lmao, I hate those evony ads, too. I'm on a random page and it's there....then my parents walk in...
tangerine_12 0
yeah, i actually dont see what a woman in underwear has anything to do with that game.
Cjw1220 0
What's wrong with women in underwear?
Synapse_fml 0
well, nerds play games... most nerds = men... men
SundayNight_fml 0
first
studentwoes 2
that's unfortunate.
wierdo16 0
lmfao
Nic_hole 0
people will think I'm stupid for this but I'm not sure I get it?? please explain :/
saranottelling 7
The website the OP sent her boss to had some nasty ads (Probably for **** websites or something similar.) The OP didn't know though because she has adblock (which meant she couldn't see the nasty ads)
SarahSehhati 40
Thank you. I didn't get it either. So don't feel dumb #5 :)
Grey123 0
fail... why the hell do people always brag about being first? nobody cares.
youngbutwise15 5
#6 is right, first people are more annoying than trolls. And to the OP, I can't really choose YDI or FYL on this one, I dunno why. What was the question?
amy397123 0
The first people are trolls, silly.
Crasken 0
not most of the time, they aren't...
Nic_hole 0
ohh okay haha danggg
danny_94 0
today, while trying to be romantic, i attempted to kiss her...missed, dropped her glasses, we both bent over to pick em up., i stepped on them... >.>
VanessaVander 2
ooo ouch! fyl, but lol
lisaaaar 0
Ahaha. Adblock is one of the first things to go on when I help people with their internet. Oh well. No harm done hopefully OP. Those ads switch out everywhere like crazy.