Today, as part of my job at a pet store, I helped our frat house president pick out goldfish for the new aquarium the big brothers are installing over summer break. And, once I'm initiated, I'll get to swallow one of the fish. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML
Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML
Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML
Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML
Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML
Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML
Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
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Top comments
HollyQuinn 21
That's absolutely gross and mean. Frats are awful.
bosniangirl27 21
Thats terrible. Why would you even want to do that?
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Comments (67)
camdprest 5
#murica
cbroady0529 9
Ugh, don't do it. There are plenty of Greek orgs that don't do that kind of dumb shit. Sure, there's initiation, but it should work to improve you, not humiliate you.
LifeTrolls 16
Thats illegal and highly unethical. If you have any moral sense, report the frat.
batgirlandrobin 14
Seems like you're in this situation voluntarily, sooo... YDI.
DazedHellion 14
Brainwashed much? Why would you want to join a group of "awesome people" that make you do that and kill an animal... Disgusting. I don't understand the whole frat nonsense.
PePziNL 20
YDI for joining one of those rediciulous frat houses. Whats the point anyway, can't you make friends by yourself?
blinkyRay 4
hazing is illegal. be careful of what they're asking you to do
writerchic85 26
Why does your initiation have to involve hurting a poor fish? Maybe find another house to join.
alexowitz 8
Call the cops for animal torture
Hybricide 8
Is entry to a frat house worth torturing a goldfish? I hope you get super sick if you go through with it.