Today, as part of my job at a pet store, I helped our frat house president pick out goldfish for the new aquarium the big brothers are installing over summer break. And, once I'm initiated, I'll get to swallow one of the fish. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML
Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML
Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML
Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML
Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML
Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML
Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
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Top comments
HollyQuinn 21
That's absolutely gross and mean. Frats are awful.
bosniangirl27 21
Thats terrible. Why would you even want to do that?
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Comments (67)
LITTLEHORNFISH 7
What did i just read ô.ô
Lefty_Guns 16
You deserve it if you agree to go through with it. You have the opportunity to refuse to do it, or to not bother joining the frat, so pretending it's someone else's failt is weak.
THE_GLOW_CLOUD 9
That's a straight YDI. Why the hell would you even join that kind of a frat? It's not worth it.
repKyle95 24
YDI for being stupid enough to join a frat. Moron. Seriously, the goldfish you'really gonna swallow is smarter than you, and its life is probably worth more than yours so maybe you should think about that before you kill it.
SmellofBooks 3
Not sure about the store you work at, but I know at PetSmart and PetCo where I live if you KNOW that someone is buying animals only to kill them (feeders or bait) you aren't legally allowed to sell them to that person. You report it to the manager and deny them access to the animal.
Plcx 8
these guys are plain stupid. why would you want to join them?