Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML
Today, I was feeding my pets and playing with my puppy when I suddenly felt something behind me. My cat is on the arm of the couch steadily spanking my butt with his paw. I can't win! FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML
Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML
Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML
Today, while I was cooking, my dogs were messing around behind me. I suddenly felt a painful bite on my ass cheek and instinctively kicked back. I then realized it was my 3-year-old daughter, who was laying on the floor crying with a nose bleed. FML
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random__user 0
You deserved it, you idiot. The puppy didn't though.
sexyx0sandyyy 0
awww! poor puppy!!! how cute/sad!
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Bassbryan7 0
how big are those mosquitos where u live? the size of puppies wow
paperfox_fml 0
The dog is afraid of the OP and believes them to be aggressive and dangerous. The dog urinates to show submission (that's just how dogs work) in hope that the OP will cease seeing him as a threat and won't hurt him again. Getting angry and hitting him more is NOT going to help him learn to stop peeing in the house, #31. You are an idiot. Like someone who actually knows what they're talking about said, avoid direct eye contact, approach him from a low position, speak quietly, and ignore the peeing. Just remove the dog to another room calmly when he does it, and clean up the mess.
lolwhat_fml 0
retard
paperfox_fml 0
Just as a side note: hitting a dog and getting angry won't work no matter what the reason they're peeing in the house is. Chances are the dog will just associate going to the toilet in front of you with being hit, and will start being more sneaky about their business to avoid making you angry. Often by pissing behind the sofa, under beds, in the wardrobe etc. Anywhere you aren't.
purplestuff_fml 0
Aww :/ That's sad I don't get how a furry puppy can feel like a mosquito.. but whatever, poor puppy, YDI.
bigsticknick 0
All you "oh poor puppy" people need to calm down. That is definitely a FYL, not even close to a YDI. The hair brushed against this person's leg and he/she thought it was a mosquito and he/she accidentally kicked the dog. Key word: accident. And he/she probably feels bad.
Abirys 0
aww
adamsimon 0
Despite what some idiots are saying, it is FYL. It's not like OP looked at their leg saw the puppy and thought it was not a puppy, but rather a mosquito.
CoriiChaose123 0
Omg is the puppy okay? ):
jumpgurl23 0
how sad! u puppy kicker! :(