Today, my support worker gave me tampons and baby milk powder as part of my food parcel. The only thing is I can't have kids, I don't have kids, and I'm a guy. FML
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Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I found myself in the unenviable position of buying tampons, chocolate, ice cream, and condoms for a woman I’m in love with, but am not dating. She asked me to get them since I was going to the shops anyway. I want to die. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, I sent my husband out for baby formula and cocoa butter to soothe my boobs from breastfeeding. He came back with powdered milk and deep heat rub. AND he still wanted praise for at least having tried to get what I asked for. I would kill him, but I need his wages while I'm on maternity. FML
Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML
Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML
Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test, saying, "Well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, my mum, who always wanted more kids than just me, started crying because I'm not pregnant with her first grandchild yet. I'm 16, and this all started because I got my period and I asked to borrow one of her tampons because I'd ran out of my own. FML
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Yudith 28
Put the baby milk powder in hot water or in your coffee for a nutritious drink. Or if you're feeling generous, give the milk powder with the tampons to some women's charity.
metalmeow 13
Did someone mix up the care packages, or do they take a one-size-fits-all approach? (I really hope it's not the latter.) I feel like you should be able to decline/return the items you can't use so they can be redistributed to people who actually need them. There's no way your support worker doesn't have clients who use tampons or clients with formula-fed or formula-supplemented infants, and blithely handing tampons and formula to a cis man with no kids is both thoughtless and wasteful.
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Yudith 28
Put the baby milk powder in hot water or in your coffee for a nutritious drink. Or if you're feeling generous, give the milk powder with the tampons to some women's charity.
metalmeow 13
Did someone mix up the care packages, or do they take a one-size-fits-all approach? (I really hope it's not the latter.) I feel like you should be able to decline/return the items you can't use so they can be redistributed to people who actually need them. There's no way your support worker doesn't have clients who use tampons or clients with formula-fed or formula-supplemented infants, and blithely handing tampons and formula to a cis man with no kids is both thoughtless and wasteful.