Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML
Today, I was feeding my pets and playing with my puppy when I suddenly felt something behind me. My cat is on the arm of the couch steadily spanking my butt with his paw. I can't win! FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML
Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML
Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML
Today, while I was cooking, my dogs were messing around behind me. I suddenly felt a painful bite on my ass cheek and instinctively kicked back. I then realized it was my 3-year-old daughter, who was laying on the floor crying with a nose bleed. FML
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random__user 0
You deserved it, you idiot. The puppy didn't though.
sexyx0sandyyy 0
awww! poor puppy!!! how cute/sad!
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husk3rfan928 0
They may have been kicking just trying to get the "mosquito" off your leg, if you have a fly on your leg and you kick it, it will leave, as for getting the dog to forgive you buy it a new toy or a bone or something
Melsy187 3
OBVIOUSLY YOU ******* IDIOTS IT FELT LIKE A MOSQUITO BECAUSE OF IT'S WHISKERS. HUH? EVER THOUGHT OF THAT YOU WIMPERING FOOLS?
dalethelol 0
omg its this simple she/he kicked at her leg because she had dishes in her hand because he/she was doing the dishes she couldnt see her legs and a natural reaction is to kick because there hands are small . pupies have very short hair and of there hair brushes you just a little it feels like a bug it doesnt have to be a mossy. and #7 who the **** do you think you are the pupies afraid when you pissed yourslef as a baby no one put your face in your piss
EpicBoobs 0
I feel like such a bad person for laughing at this xD
akaPSJ 0
BE MORE CAREFUL. Lots of patience can easily fix this huge mistake, though.
0geckofun_ 0
HAHA lol, i kno its sad, but i couldnt help laughing at the part when he runs 2 the corner and pees. i think u should leave him alone 4 a while and maybe he' ll get ovr it, but yeah this is definately FYL it wasnt really your fault you thought he was a bug. Sorry :)
halfechilon 0
wow. just hold the puppy as much as possible. interact with it on its level, i.e. use your face to play with the dog. bring yourself LITerally down to the ground. been training dogs for years; trust me. it'll be good after awhile. just gotta earn that trust back.
sandyxox94 0
@7 are you kidding me? thats unhealthy for the dog and just makes it more stressed and will make it more scared of you! i hate you .. hopefully u dont have pets cause if u do we can see how badly they r treated... poor puppy =( it does take a while to get used to having a dog around .. but u will have to be extremly calm and gentle and caring so it trusts you agin... plus deli meat will also help.. no dairy though dogs they cant digest it properly.. my dogs like blueberrys also so u can try that.. also alot of interaction will help.. it justs needs to learn to trust you again and youll be all good =)
memegui 0
That sucks.
misterasdfjkl 0
How to kill a mosquito: 1. Slap 2. Spray 3. Stomp 4. Squish it somehow Why did you even kick a mosquito? It's just going to fly around and keep stinging you... if it were a mosquito.