Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML
Today, I was feeding my pets and playing with my puppy when I suddenly felt something behind me. My cat is on the arm of the couch steadily spanking my butt with his paw. I can't win! FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML
Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML
Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML
Today, while I was cooking, my dogs were messing around behind me. I suddenly felt a painful bite on my ass cheek and instinctively kicked back. I then realized it was my 3-year-old daughter, who was laying on the floor crying with a nose bleed. FML
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random__user 0
You deserved it, you idiot. The puppy didn't though.
sexyx0sandyyy 0
awww! poor puppy!!! how cute/sad!
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Comments (359)
camlz 0
DOUCHEBAG!!!!!'
RebekahBrooke 9
puppies can come up and sniff you, and their whiskers barely brush you, and it feels like a bug.
BenyT_fml 5
How can a puppy rubbing against you feel like a mosquito?
swinglifeaway123 8
Die puppy!!!!
Coolrthnu 5
Awwwww!!!!!!!!!
backyarddcg123 2
Ok all you people freaking out because of the "poor defenseless puppy" and the "awful abusive owner" it was an accident I've stepped on my dogs tail before on accident that doesn't make me an animal abuser dogs arent always aware of their surroundings and they can get in the way at the wrong time and an accident is unavoidable I'm sure the puppy will be just fine so calm down.
TVKill3r 15
There's a difference between stepping on a tail and kicking it in the face. Why would you even kick if a bug was on you? Would you not look to see so you could swat at it? I see no excuse here.
fuckisright 5
How the hell do u confuse a mosquito and a puppy??
kool_girl_123 9
Omg that's so sad!! Poor puppy!! :(
foxtrousers 14
That sucks OP. Just make sure your puppy knows you're not going to do it again. Comfort it
mkcherry 14
I love how most people on the internet encourage you to beat your kids for every little thing but freak the hell out when you suggest hitting a dog or animal for any reason. I don't think its the most effective method of training but dogs bite, hit, and jump on each other to show dominance all the time so it probably wont screw the dog up for life. Clicker training works better though.
MidnightMusic53 37
This isn't about training an animal, so your comment is irrelevant. OP stupidly mistook their puppy for a mosquito and kicked it so hard in the face that it's traumatized. This was not related to training at all.