Today, I purposefully spilt my 44oz. cup of water on myself at work, because spending the rest of the day in soaking wet pants was less embarrassing than letting people know I'd pissed myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of piss all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML
Today, I spilled water on the front of my pants right before a meeting so I tried drying them with the hand dryer in the bathroom. A coworker walked in just as I was awkwardly squatting in front of the machine. FML
Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
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MetalxSoldier 26
That sounds like a good plan until they smell the pee on you.
mackdeezy 22
*sees OP's present username* well, I'd say so...
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Comments (33)
dragoongirl90 34
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sounds like a pissy day to me.
NerdGirl321 27
Well that's a way to deal with your problems.
mackdeezy 22
*sees OP's present username* well, I'd say so...
MetalxSoldier 26
That sounds like a good plan until they smell the pee on you.
JETarchitect 32
that's most likely not going to happen, with the added water the smell will be greatly decreased, besides it doesn't start to smell until it starts to dry. besides people are so wrapped up in their selves that most people won't even notice and if they do they won't think it's the smell of urine. I've been there, trust me Op's secret is most likely safe.
GamingTroller101 12
Hopefully the water may have covered the smell with a "watery" smell.
Anubis95_fml 10
Don't feel bad op, it happens. I feel for you, especially being diabetic. It has a tendency to sneak up and badly when it does. Nobody will notice, and it will be like it never happened. Do you have a weak bladder or some other sort of condition? Especially if so, it's nothing to be ashamed of. Hope your day gets better!
Aethereal 14
Sadly, it wouldn't help with the smell (and other people, who haven't gotten used to it, will be much more aware of it).
Jared900DUmpling 30
Im gonna be honest here, I would have done the exact same thing in that situation, and probably will, should it ever arise. No hard feelings OP
an_awkward_day 11
I've been there
Boometh 15
That's actually really witty, OP. Like the others have said, it won't shake off the smell, but I'd still say its witty. I might even steal that plan in the future... though I'd rather not have to.
rockeditionbarbi 14
Are you not allowed rest room breaks at your place of employment? (By the way, I bet they could smell it)