lani
Dream baby dream
Today, and since I decided to cut back on unhealthy foods, my last five dreams were literally just slideshows of junk food. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
maisumepg
Today, it’s the third month of my diet. Every dream I’ve had since I started has been entirely about junk food. Every. Single. One. FML
human
Dream Baby, dream
Today, I had a dream in which I was eating vast quantities of pizza, cookies, and pastries. I became so anxious about all the calories that I woke up. Even in my dreams I'm self conscious about my diet. FML
early grave
Spooky
Today, I discovered that I am going to the store, buying junk food, and eating it almost every night… entirely in my sleep. So much for being healthy and not dying in my forties. FML
Ew
Washington, United States
Today, I went for a three-mile run. I was really proud of myself until I woke up from my dream in my bed, surrounded by empty soda bottles and fast food bags. I haven't worked out in years. FML
daydreamer
Wilton, United States
Today, I began to daydream about going on a diet and losing some weight. As I did so, I unknowingly reached for a giant bag of chips and ate the whole thing. Now, I have stopped daydreaming and am sitting alone and depressed. And I'm all out of chips. FML
GiveMeCake
I'm in hell
Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I had the most vivid dream of eating a caramel apple mousse cake with vanilla bean ice cream. Unfortunately, yesterday, also thanks to pregnancy hormones, I was diagnosed with diabetes. My dreams are taunting me. FML
ac19k
Franklin, United States
Today, I kept having dreams that I had made drunken snapchats. Those weren't just dreams. FML
Fattymuch
India
Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML
SleepEat
Hmmm, candy
Today, I found out that I eat candy in my sleep. For two months I've been dieting because of my weight and high risk of diabetes. I now know why nothing has changed. FML
Mimi
Vallejo, United States
Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML
Top comments
Zebediabolical 45
The last time I went on a diet I gave it up because I had wet dreams about tacos. Yes. The food. So that was the last time I went on a diet.
kfchicken 31
food is a hell of a drug. keep it up I've been there with the wierd dreams after a change in diet, it'll pass.
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kfchicken 31
food is a hell of a drug. keep it up I've been there with the wierd dreams after a change in diet, it'll pass.
acmariner99 25
I know the feeling. I keep telling myself to eat healthier and had a nice dinner with home grown steamed broccoli and dumplings ... then followed up with half a dozen Oreos. Baby steps man, baby steps.
Zebediabolical 45
The last time I went on a diet I gave it up because I had wet dreams about tacos. Yes. The food. So that was the last time I went on a diet.
OrySoma 11
you might have a problem