Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML
Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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Top comments
stieglar 17
Next time it happens push his head back down. Hard.
A07 48
I'm guessing he didn't really know he'd struck gold? Sorry OP
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Comments (98)
pajamajeans 18
I use the phrase, "please continue," as it's fairly straightforward.
Silk_Routes 14
didnt u shout - u carry on mothafuckaa...Lol
tiggerdoc 14
Damn....rookie mistake. He will learn.
Hop6e 22
Been there. It sucks. Got up and walked away when it happened, and he just stood there like "what?!" Yah. I'm sorry hun. Guys can be absolute idiots sometimes.
drshn 22
Come on, everyone deserves a second chance.
kissthespider26 8
I agree like most guys have no idea what to do it's so pathetic they just copy pornos and it's laughable. That's why I don't bother anymore.
Harry_19901 14
what what dick in the butt ??
thatonetribute 31
Not his fault. Maybe he didn't know.
lostinareverie 21
Oh seriously, does he not know signals? Tell him thank you for it and doing it well (and hopefully often! ), but that he needs to notice your signals and NOT stop. Have fun!
quackImapenguin 16
Is it sad that I find this cute? I mean, obviously let him know for next time. It's something you can tease him about when he's more competent ;)
trey600rr 22
I could do better!
prettygurl89 16
Ha ha, that sucks OP but it's pretty funny ?