Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML
Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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Top comments
stieglar 17
Next time it happens push his head back down. Hard.
A07 48
I'm guessing he didn't really know he'd struck gold? Sorry OP
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Comments (98)
worldclassrager 41
Maybe a moan would be more appropriate next time...
protoskore 27
this is why God was invented, so you'd have something to shout besides the boyfriend's name.
Avashantu 18
Mood killer.
Zebediabolical 45
At least you weren't screaming the gardener's name. OH JESUS! OH JESUS! OH JESUS!
random_man1999 11
Oh boo hop you had sex, and he didn't hear what you were shouting, get over it
messymessiah 11
Have you never called his name during sex before? Sorry OP. Must've been frustrating. Maybe he's a very anxious person?
ILikeKoalas 24
My thoughts are with you OP.
blackkbabe 8
lmao
Alle29 14
I have a feeling my bf would do this if we got to they point considering he does similar things all the time.
tkeeton46 17
I hope they tell us what happened after