Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML
Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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Top comments
stieglar 17
Next time it happens push his head back down. Hard.
A07 48
I'm guessing he didn't really know he'd struck gold? Sorry OP
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Comments (98)
hantu69 22
It's was his first time,
Badkarma4u 17
Doesn't matter had (oral) sex
gracehi 33
Don't you know it's rude to talk with your mouth full? He was just being polite.
ColonelCusswords 24
What a gentleman...
CrossEyedSniper1 18
That must honestly suck OP, next time maybe try a don't stop"boyfriends name". Better luck next time.
norisorroz 28
I think he might have lied to you about his name. Just might.
vikky538 29
He was probably expecting "oh god"
shitstorm28 11
I just face-palmed SO hard it might actually bruise.
WMidyette 4
Next time, scream "Heisenberg" ;)
abNormal62 23
Was it said tongue in cheek, when in fact his tongue should have continued to be otherwise engaged?
sandman676 20
Wtf dude that's not something you stop doing