Today, I was informed, after being broken up with, that my girlfriend's father only set her up with me so that she would have more motivation to shower on a regular basis. He actually yelled at me for being broken up with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
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stieglar 17
I would think you would notice that she stunk horribly before you dated her...
abNormal62 23
Father: Cathy I brought you a present. A boyfriend! He works for me. Say hello to Gene! Daughter: Hi Gene! You are gorgeous! Father: Yes Cathy, your right.... hygiene. Hygiene!
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Comments (59)
ruckfules85 34
plot twist i didn't see coming
SubparAtBest 23
Actual plot twist: he stunk worse and thats why he got dumped.
NoName011 12
I don't see why the bitch won't shower regardless.
Aimeejasmine 15
I don't see why you need to refer to someone you don't know in such a derogatory and crude manner.
A07 48
Guess you can rest easy knowing she'll get him back for yelling at you by stinking the place up OP
pauliegon 18
Showering is one of my main ways of relaxation, I don't know why people need motivation to do it...
pinkster2014 25
It's not relaxing for everyone lol
Aimeejasmine 15
Unfortunately, people don't realise resisting hygiene is a major symptom of depression. Their father should seek the reasoning for them not showering first, before trying to set them up with OP.
fpants2010 18
Well now you can find someone who will treat you better, and she'll be stuck smelling like low tide :)
Cads1 24
Got to love a dirty woman!
ohmissjane 24
I could not imagine not showering after a long day and to wake up in the morning,I can't understand not showering,especially ladies,that's just gross.
gshocker20 21
Why especially ladies? Isn't it basic hygiene for everyone?
fmlashl 13
lol I think she says especially women because of the female anatomy... it's hotter and wetter therefore more bacteria to grow that showering helps with ;)
Aimeejasmine 15
Men literally have gentials that rub together all day.. Your comment makes no sense?
stieglar 17
I would think you would notice that she stunk horribly before you dated her...
doemetoch 28
Maybe that's because, unlike what most Americans seem to think, people don't actually stink when they happen to not feel like taking a shower every day.
coaches 9
What if I told you some do.
daddysgirl243 21
that's so unsanitary
lily05_fml 16
Forget her and her father you deserve better let her rot in her own smell
gracehi 33
Dumped by the smelly chick. That's a new low.