roadkill
United States
Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Tom
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
hurricane0331
United States
Today, a 75 year-old lady drove into me. Her excuse was, "I wasn't looking." Awesome. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
lobstercola
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, I helped an elderly lady put a bookshelf in her car. She then thanked me by hitting me with her car as she drove out of the parking lot. FML
Anonymous
Fairfield, United States
Spiteful!
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Anonymous
Happy Feet
Today, an old lady rear ended my car the light. Her explanation was, "It's a new car, and when I take my foot off the break, it just rolls forward all on its own! I don't know what's wrong with it!" FML
JFC!
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
AAA, hello?
Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML
gnofin
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
United States
Lawyer up
Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML
broken
Australia
Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the driveway, hitting my leg, and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML
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Thanatos1206 0
She got you too?! She's on a rampage!
DocBastard 40
So the same lady has hit you twice? She's clearly after you.
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Comments (88)
cdatribe23 0
lmao :D old people these days haha
SnowFlakeInAK 7
That's when her license should have been revoked on the spot!! Sorry OP, I hope you're Ok.
seahorses4eva 4
Ahaha! I especially like it because, 'Oh! Not again!' seems more like an irritated response, rather than having any real concern for you at all.
getraped 0
one reason why old people shouldn't be allowed to drive
1958x 6
I feel bad for the old lady, as this has happened to her more than once.
jordanprodigy023 0
This is why old people shouldn't be allowed to drive
lshmsfomhaiadmt 0
Lmao "Oh! Not Again!" RAAMMMPPPAAAGGGGGEEEEE!!!!
bachooka 5
yeah after a certain age, it should be mandatory to take a drivers test every year... because the problem isn't that people should never get their liscence it's that the government gives them their liscence and then never makes sure they keep up the skills...
TheDrifter 24
I don't see a need for an age requirement. I say if you get two tickets in a year and anytime you are in an accident you should have to retest to prove you're not incompetent. With a clause to prevent using the same tester multiple times, should help lower the rates of cheating.
jordanprodigy023 0
It's mostly teenagers and old people who get in accidents, old people are worse because they drive 20 mph under the speed limit and don't know when they are at fault. This of course is not all old people but a good majority
Sinkhole 26
And all old people should be punished because of what you say is a good majority? Then why not punishing teenagers and young adults as well?
IStoleTheCookies 16
Sinkhole, teenagers do get punished. Look how much insurance on a car costs when you are a teenager, especially a teenage boy. that's the punishment for teenagers, it's so high that some people can't even afford it.
Sinkhole 26
It's not the same kind of punishment. Would you rather have high insurance premiums or not being able to drive at all? Notice how very different those punishments are. You are from the UK, and I read that young drivers get discount on their insurance premiums if they undertake driver training. I also read that in the US, students with good grades can get discounts as well. You telling me about insurance premiums doesn't really make much difference to me, because we're from different countries and insurance policies are different here.
Hidan_fml 0
Dear God (Jashin), We are willing to make a trade. This old lady, Justin Bieber, Lady GaGa, and every Disney Channel Star. In return, we want Freddie Mercury, and Bob Marley. I'll let the others below me speak now for who they want to give up for who they want to be returned. Sincerely, .......Hidan
IStoleTheCookies 16
JLS in trade for MJ!
forkzilla 0
WTF does this have to do with anything... gtfo
sdevlin 1
Kurt Cobain and Layne Staley too