Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
Today, a woman pulled out in front me and I couldn't avoid hitting her. When we pulled off on the side of the road to inspect the damage, she backed into me. My car is only a month old. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
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KoalaBear10 7
Aw, hope she didn't just drive away >.>
free2speak 14
there is a thing called "horn" in the middle of your steering wheel. you don't just stare, you honk that bitch really loudly and hope that she isn't a deaf old lady.
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KoalaBear10 7
Aw, hope she didn't just drive away >.>
grizzvolleyball9 4
Damn old lady.. just kidding! But now seriously..
ImJustNotBlack 0
Sue the ****** American style
WeeGee_fml 0
wat if she's asian
ImJustNotBlack 0
Would it matter what race she was?
morgan320 0
And then jail her american style: Handcuff her tight while throwing her onto the car in a massive speed.
smee_hee 0
damn that sucks
impregnator 0
then bomb her home while your looking for oil. American Style
fml_psl 0
Ya true
nmitche95 0
was she Asian?
RavenRiley007 4
did u see her license plate mate? pretty sure she's worth more than dentures :D
mamamiaaa_fml 12
yeah sue her and take all of her money so she can't make mortgage payments and the bank forecloses on her house, American style.
largefoofighter 0
that woeks
largefoofighter 0
or works
insanesna1l 0
I've had that happen except it was a young woman and she kept driving. Cops told me it wasn't worth persuing as I was fine and the legal costs would out way the damages
NovemberJuliette 0
isaw that happen today iwas walking home from school then she sped off after breaking the headlights and almost ran me over
dre_bro11 12
LOL! A similar story happened in Australia today... this lil' old lady reversed straight out of her car spot, through a fence, onto and across the road managing to dodge all traffic, and into a construction site. They reckon they should charge her, I think she should win an award for the amazing stunt driving.
tulsafml 0
she probably died. so you can't sue really
joe_says_so 0
You can always try.
KJLD5 0
hmm. what a geezer. tell her to get in kitchen? works with my daughter
impregnator 0
works with my sister
urdirtyolduncle 15
works with my GF
morgan320 0
Works with my dog.
anakaren_831 1
Works with my gay brother.
DiamondFinish 0
#61 win
sarah48_fml 0
lol 61!
DocBastard 40
HAHA! Misogyny is so funnay! Morons.
tulsafml 0
Works with my wife
KJLD5 0
omg doc commented on my thinger
funnyFMLSplz 0
works with my mom.
KJLD5 0
works with my fiance
Duh_WINNING 0
lol.... That sucks
Tuesdays76 0
I think OP is lucky as hell! My cars bumper is in rather bad shape. Some half crazy old lady ramming into the front of my car is just what I need, because then I get a new bumper at the expense of her insurance company that she won't have to pay for anymore because her license will be revoked.
browntiga 0
lol doesn't you insurance go up even if it wasn't your old ad doesn't the value of your car go down because it has been in an accident?
No_LoveMM 3
Who the hell is this guy?
hiyourcute 0
Gotta watch out for those crazy old ladies...
techweed 12
sue her dentures off!!!!!
free2speak 14
there is a thing called "horn" in the middle of your steering wheel. you don't just stare, you honk that bitch really loudly and hope that she isn't a deaf old lady.
Monjara 4
What makes you think they didn't honk? Quit assuming...
jawman 0
maybe she wasnt in her car
morgan320 0
But OP didn't feel horny.
TalkSick 2
^ :o hahaha
browntiga 0
mayb the person wasn't in the car and saw the old lady crash into his/her car
Paws_Cat 29
What if OP's horn doesn't work?
IrishWildMan 3
It was intentional. She heard what you said about her sweet potato pie.
jblovee02 0
why didn't you do anything
ugliness 6
it's hard to stop oblivious people driving cars, unless op could bend space and stop the ladies car there was little op could do...
PeeNaught 3
I was thinking that too, also OP, utter horror, I'll be mocking that, and at least the damage wasn't worse I mean please come on I think you overreacted just a bit...
nhlnba2 6
Somebody had a senior moment.
WeeGee_fml 0
more like a blonde one OP coulda honked the horn
DeviousAngel 13
Why is it always seniors that are terrible drivers? (Not all of them). They're the ones that have been on the road for the longest...
KoalaBear10 7
Sadly, their reflexes and senses have deteriorated :p
ironwords 8
because your mind starts to die first
DeviousAngel 13
Thank you, kartilino, but no, I'm not stupid. Many older people don't even have an excuse. I know my own grandma doesn't, she just has road rage. Obviously their eyesight, hearing, thinking process, etc. doesn't always work as well anymore. But that doesn't apply to every older human being.
Tuesdays76 0
Your right, bit most do. The rest don't live long enough to see that happen. It's not like saying elderly people are generally worse drivers is meant to be offensive. It's a sad fact.
vbmg152 19
As you get older, your reflexes get slower, also vision gets worse!
TrollsHaveSouls 0
wat a bitch