Today, I was leaving my friends' apartment in my mom's car and I backed into a fire hydrant. I lied and told my mom it was a hit and run. So she called the apartment complex. They had me on video hitting the fire hydrant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had to tell my parents so they could remove me from the insurance. My mom's response in the background after I told my dad was "I knew it." FML
Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Next time come clean... It's not like you did it on purpose...
Treveyon56 14
That's all on you dude.
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Comments (76)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Next time come clean... It's not like you did it on purpose...
buckerado 19
Well technically, it was a hit and run...Only OP hit the fire hydrant and ran. I know that it's a stretch, but think about it.
caohm 18
it's dangerous being that stupid
Treveyon56 14
That's all on you dude.
webbface 25
Haha wow that blows! I can't stop laughing! Sucks for you OP, should have just been honest. Accidents do happen!
CookieLovesBoo 16
Never lie to the mother - she has eyes in the back of her head , and knowledge .
iAlissa 34
Or they just had proof on a video. ._.
rememberkids 14
moms ALWAYS find out! I've learned that lesson...
LowExpectations 30
I have to lie to my mother as she can't handle truth. In fact, I lie so much to her it's damn near a language. That and she often lies to me so I see where I get it from.
LowExpectations 30
But in situations like this OP should have been honest.
kevykevv 10
well poop
RodzillaX 30
At least you've got your dignity...oh wait.
Soniye 14
It's all fun and games till you lie to your mom and get caught.
alshygirl 14
Technically it was a hit and run. Except YOU did the hitting and the running
wdthompson1 18
Dangit I knew someone would beat me to it.
nattynatters 14
You totally deserve it. Lying is not cool and will only make you look bad. Now your mom will never trust you.
ohcheriecherie 20
that's a bit extreme. you have to do more than lie once to completely kill your parents trust in you. trust me, I've done it.
chuka81 27
I hope someone arrests you and put you away for a long long time.
Soniye 14
Must be a crime to hit a fire hydrant wherever you live. Didn't know it was worth a life sentence *shockingly gasps*
NoFlippinWai 24
Distruction of public property if tjere was damage to the hydrant. That is a crime. Everywhere.
rocker_chick105 31
Yes but you're likely to get a ticket. Not go to jail for a long long time