roadkill
United States
Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Tom
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
hurricane0331
United States
Today, a 75 year-old lady drove into me. Her excuse was, "I wasn't looking." Awesome. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
lobstercola
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, I helped an elderly lady put a bookshelf in her car. She then thanked me by hitting me with her car as she drove out of the parking lot. FML
Anonymous
Fairfield, United States
Spiteful!
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Anonymous
Happy Feet
Today, an old lady rear ended my car the light. Her explanation was, "It's a new car, and when I take my foot off the break, it just rolls forward all on its own! I don't know what's wrong with it!" FML
JFC!
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
AAA, hello?
Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML
gnofin
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
United States
Lawyer up
Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML
broken
Australia
Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the driveway, hitting my leg, and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML
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Thanatos1206 0
She got you too?! She's on a rampage!
DocBastard 40
So the same lady has hit you twice? She's clearly after you.
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Comments (88)
jordanprodigy023 0
Young michael jackson
HesJustTheBest 0
YDI for not getting out of her way. Damn whippersnappers always putting the old folk at fault.
MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0
why the **** were you in the street to be able to get hit in the 1st place?
Sammara 0
You told the cops that she said that, right? Tell your insurance, too. Having something like that on the record can make it less likely that you'll get any of the blame.
EMP777 2
It's short FMLs like these that I think people make up just for attention.
bree_rayne 6
Haha it was was probably my grandma. The other day she called me and was like 'What should I do if I accidentally hit a man in the Wal-Mart parking lot?...With my car?'
RedPillSucks 33
Get her to place a cow catcher on her car. Everyone should have one.
procrastibating 0
Masturbating is fun yall think so? Btw why do fish have gills? And why do people in libya revolt? Wtf is going on with the world oh and 1st comment
procrastibating 0
Awkward moment lol. Masturbating is fun. Yall think so? Btw old people are crazy.
Kallik 0
yeah I like my vibrator. and yeah old people are crazy! but that's cause of all the wars they were in :P
2010smhill2010 0
i moderated this.
2010smhill2010 0
to contintue from my first comment ......i only moderated this for the comments..