hurricane0331
United States
Today, a 75 year-old lady drove into me. Her excuse was, "I wasn't looking." Awesome. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
roadkill
United States
Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
Anonymous
Happy Feet
Today, an old lady rear ended my car the light. Her explanation was, "It's a new car, and when I take my foot off the break, it just rolls forward all on its own! I don't know what's wrong with it!" FML
danman
United States
Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Anonymous
Fairfield, United States
Spiteful!
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
JFC!
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
AAA, hello?
Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML
prettyinpurple
United States
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Anonymous
New Hyde Park, United States
Classic scam
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
karmaaa
Huxley, United States
Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML
Tom
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
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TheRoamingGnome 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
paigeatsflesh 11
I ran into some guy before... my excuse was that I'm a girl and girl's shouldn't be driving. He liked it.(:
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Comments (218)
TheRoamingGnome 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
thatguy888 0
I moderated this no more than ten minutes ago
paigeatsflesh 11
I ran into some guy before... my excuse was that I'm a girl and girl's shouldn't be driving. He liked it.(:
willgraham101 0
nannys these days and their non technologie powered glasses. lrn2be part of the future. hope its not too big of a bill
imaginaryvoice 18
Was she in her bad ass power scooter?
OwNowBrownCow 0
congratz on getting first *high fives*
danyfuckinheatle 0
wooowie
TheRoamingGnome 0
YA BOOOOOYYY!
Raleigh_bruh 7
Paige, that's a very good excuse. :P
paigeatsflesh 11
Thanks :D haha
kram02 2
lol just ignore the old lady op... not a big deal at all and neither an fml...
dbs_fml 0
Paige , you can run over me anytime you like!
kybabyy 4
Shut up Ra! I'm a girl and I'm a good driver.. it's just the focusing part I have trouble with ;)
paigeatsflesh 11
I'll keep that in mind dbs. Thanks(:
TheRoamingGnome 0
It's funny how all the FML users always hit on the girls who have actual Profile Pictures. ... So, Paaaaiiigge ... you dating anyone?
DirtyTaco 0
You should have slapped that old bitch around.
paigeatsflesh 11
Nahh, me and my gf broke up a few days ago.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Gtfo, Ky-ky. I bet dollars to donuts (yes, I just said that) that you aren't a good driver! :]
beccaccio550 0
Lulz
heidelbergmeme 5
kybabyy are you sure your a good driver, or you think your a good driver?
Nena713 0
Pfft.. raleigh now you're saying dollars to donuts when you previously laughed at me for saying that. Op accidents happen. I'm a great driver btw.
kybabyy 4
I'm an amazing driver when I'm not being distracteddd. Unfortunately a lot of things distract me. Shut up you're gonna make me hungry
TheRoamingGnome 0
Let's talk about Chuck Norris.
Ninjarawwr 6
uhm.... wow.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Damn it, Nena! I was really hoping you wouldn't see that post. :| Ky-ky, you getting distracted by squirrels climbing trees and random balloons floating across the freeway isn't exactly the making of a good driver. :/
heidelbergmeme 5
kybabyy in other words your a bad driver... cool & Chuck Norris uses hot sauce as eye drops
FFML_314 12
OP--Really quite honestly you're a whiner. Raleigh--I'm an excellent driver thank you very much and of course you bet something that involves food, you're a fatass lol. P.S. Let's not bring squirells into this, k? Kyky--Pay no attention to Raleigh he's jealous :)
WallyTheWombat 0
This is why old people should be killed at birth :)
Raleigh_bruh 7
Arghh, why is all the hate coming my way? D: PAIGE was the one who said girls shouldn't be driving, I just agreed? Lol. :]
kybabyy 4
I don't live anyyywhere near a freeway. Dude speaking of driving and squirrels, I stopped for like ten minutes once because one wouldn't get out of the road. Nah, I'm really not bad. I'm always driving my kid brothers around and I wouldn't hurt them for the world. It gets difficult when the five year old decides he's gonna bail out of the car at 50 miles an hour though. Ohh! That makes sense. That's why he's always so mean to me.. Jealousy looks bad on you Ra-ra ;)
lololol247 0
Lol at least she's honest about it. Beauty of it is, she probably won't remember what happened 10 minutes later
luvpav 0
bahahaha she probably was sleeping.
FFML_314 12
OP is just a whiney brat and you Raleigh just deserve the hate for being you ;)
Nena713 0
Lol I'll let you slide this time :P
Raleigh_bruh 7
Forget both of you. -.- Also FFML_314, I know your true identity; and I know you don't want me to reveal it across this entire Fml for reasons me and you know. :P So, be careful. :]
FFML_314 12
I'm not going to induldge your non-sense. *sticks nose in the air and turns around* J/K seriously though women are way better drivers then men.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Did you hit on her too?
FFML_314 12
Who wouldn't hit on a 75 year old woman?
amerrah 4
Atleast she was honest. lol
StoryOfTheYear 15
Well she hit on OP pretty damn hard It's kind of hard to resist Believe me, I'd have been blindsided by that too :o Puns ftw
FFML_314 12
I'm 74 and I get hit on hard core, especially when I run into people with my car/motorized wheelchair. Perfect time to pick up dates ;)
ispitflames 3
ha! old people
TheRoamingGnome 0
It's fun to stay at the Y-N-C-A !
IPokeFails 0
Today, I wasn't looking and drove into some kid's car. FML
Asstazztic 8
Guys quit picking on my brotha Raleigh -.-
FFML_314 12
What is the Y-N-C-A? Asstazztic--I reserve all right to pick on him lol.
TheRoamingGnome 0
Y-N-C-A is a local Strip Club, located 900 Miles away from my Homeland.
FFML_314 12
Well then I think they should remix the song Y-M-C-A to fit accordingly with this strip club.
ispitflames 3
I'd love to visit this YNCA you speak of
ispitflames 3
after I have a bowl of captain crunch of course
cheergirly789 4
Lmfao
xBangOut 4
My dad says I am an excellent driver. Rainman anyone?
sugarbabyxoxo 2
bahaha that's great
jplumbob 4
Has anyone here updated their iPhone to the 4.0 and if so any troubles with the keyboard not going away after posting something??
RubberDelight 0
men's insurance premiums are lower for the pure fact that we are practically better at birth.On the other hand male teenage drivers have very high premiums because we like to show off to friends and girls xD
superbadd 0
137 no I hasn't updated it YET.
WallyTheWombat 0
yea I updated and my keyboard doesn't go away. gotta exit the app. just a minor inconvenience. it's still way worth upgrading! :) smiley face!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
137: The staff is aware of and working on the problem.
mesnugglez 0
hey at least she was honest!
madarchod 0
it's not her fault. First of all she is a woman and secondly she is old. FYL OP for complaining about the old woman.
happy_animal_lov 0
sooo, you sue her? duh
miranda1895 0
112 is sexy :)
Dopeyrox 0
You shouldn't be suprised. You live in Texas, She probably doesn't have insurance either
mandy_Reeves 0
haha i get by people at wal mart using those carts. they are fun to ride. i use them my illness flares up
NzxtZ06 0
agreed #7. girls, women, ladies, gals, none of you can drive for shit.
cbr600_fml 0
Paige tht was probably because u are very attractive
archduke1 0
you have the worst grammar ever it's hilarious if you've made it out of high school
rickusa 1
# 7 U can ran into me at any time you fell like... U are beautiful Op that's y we have insurance for....
paigeatsflesh 11
Thanks 169 and 175:D
FMLcommenterGIRL 0
It's her fault then. You'll be fine.
afllegend 0
I always see old people driving that have one foot in the grave already, they really need to do annual driving tests on people over 75 to stop pointless accidents like this happening
sephizeus 0
you are quite honestly retarded some old lady ran into her, you idiot.
hoopstar15 0
was op in a car or on foot?? cuz that would take fml to a whole new level
scrotumsurprise 0
nigeria
LawlCakes99 0
hahaha old ppl ftw
jplumbob 4
154 thank you. I am glad the staff is already working in it.
SACKERLAND 6
Awesome. Ha.
thesparkman97 0
Kingsley, move grandma. Youtube. You. Do it. Now.
joshgoth98 0
Ahhh!!!!
Raleigh_bruh 7
Ok? That sounds like a pretty valid reason for someone 75 years old.
knibbsy 4
True, but more importantly, a valid reason to GTFOff the road and realize that unless you're Tom Hanks in "The Green Mile", you just aren't that good of a driver when you get old, and understad it may be time to stop driving.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Lol. Like that episode of South Park where all the old people were killing everyone by running them down in cars. :P
knibbsy 4
Exactly. We need to start something I just came up with called NOSCOPED - No Old, Senior Citizens Or Painfully Elderly Driving.
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^ Acronym Pwnage
asexist 0
lol silly old people they should just die
willgraham101 0
wow ur great. do us all a favor and "go die" cuz even if theur old their life has/ had the same or more meaning to yours
asexist 0
well in that case I will find a purpose in life and become a professional old people scarer
thatguy888 0
put your cleavage away. if we wanted to see it, we wouldn't be on fml
heidelbergmeme 5
#46 if we wanted your opinion we would if asked for it… not GTFO
Agility_fml 0
54, if we wanted to see you bitch, we would ask, GTFO.
heidelbergmeme 5
#63 who in the world was talking to you in the first place?
paigeatsflesh 11
I was talking to him! :D
heidelbergmeme 5
#75 yeah you were but I wasn't :/
knibbsy 4
54, no one was talking to you when you commented so your second comment is an awfully hypocritical one.
SovietRussiaUSSR 1
Hail comrades the need to fight is not here but for mother Russia against the fascist pigs. Now onward! To victory!
paigeatsflesh 11
Why can't we be friends? :D
Agility_fml 0
No one. People like you piss me off, though. "Oh, no one asked for that!" Shut the **** up, sit the **** down, and deal with it. Also, decent responses work well.
Agility_fml 0
Was talking to 67, by the way.
knibbsy 4
We can be friends, kind of like friends that went into the Union and Confederacy and hugged each other one day, and shot at each other the next.
Agility_fml 0
Dun want friends like 96. That dudes an ass.
SovietRussiaUSSR 1
We seem to have a crazy in our mist. Poor fool criticizing himself into oblivion. May the gods burn with anger.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Hmmmmmm What on EARTH could that picture POSSIBLY be bringing attention to? The nice red dressy shirt?? :o
IPokeFails 0
Welcome to FML, where under every FML there is a flame war. RAAAAGE! That is all.
superbadd 0
46 I agree that's gross Dx
TheNewGuy03 29
y'all are why i hate the internet. |the kid|
scrotumsurprise 0
#2- i want to lick your ass
sevlen 0
hahaha, she rocks
LilAfo 4
the lady's 75 - isn't that a valid reason for someone her age?
year2015 11
no, and no matter what age the driver was the police shouldve been called
bazookajoey 27
Clearly the woman isn't fit to drive anymore. She should have her license revoked because she is a hazard to other drivers
Kimberly_Isabel 7
Number 7 wins!
Cody305 0
you shouldve broke her hip :)
paintingxflowers 8
is it me or does this fml seem sexual?haha
whydoinothavepan 0
your comment has opened my eyes to worlds that were once closed to me. I think getting hit by old ladies is sexual and getting touched by your uncle is like a retarded giraffe abortion. RANDOM
superbadd 0
31 rofl giraffe abortion