Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I helped an elderly lady put a bookshelf in her car. She then thanked me by hitting me with her car as she drove out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML
Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML
Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML
Today, a 75 year-old lady drove into me. Her excuse was, "I wasn't looking." Awesome. FML
Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
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Top comments
lilkray_fml 0
I'm not sure about it being an fml moment. but maybe you shoulda opened the door for her. chivalry anyone?
clanceyrocks11 0
bless her
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Comments (126)
MetroidSlayer01 8
that sucks. funny though.
idkweird 0
Number 1 said exactly what I was going to say. It was very sweet of you to drive her. She's an old lady, she probably didn't know what happened.
imbatman_fml 0
no lady should ride without cash, grass, or ass
goldenone 2
if karma is a bitch why call her a bitch? she'll just come after you now smartass
koen_hendriks 0
word! helping ppl is awesome
FMLRevoluSean 0
Ydi for parking that close to a pole and expecting an old lad to know to be careful.
ilovechocochipz 0
yeah, numba one. congrats op i agree with numba one u rock for being nice
adriana012 0
I love seeing RELEVANT #1 comments. I agree with you. But FYL for that door, and kudos for being nice. We need more people like you in the world ;D
mn_mpls 0
ydi for expecting an old lady to give a crap about anyone else but herself
verymerry 6
ydi for not opening the door for her
iSitt 0
should have opened the door for her she grew up in the era when they do that.
TurboTalon 0
I agree with opening the door for her. If she could barely walk why didn't you help her get in? That being said, had it been my car, someone would be losing a granny.
ferrettamer 6
omg never be nice!!!!
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
actually it's "Ass, Gas, or Grass, Nobody Rides for Free." :D
gsssxr600 4
Nice guys always finish last dude..
rohosoccer08 1
why are none of my comments showing up??!???!
OuchFireAnts 0
^^^because you're a Tony romo fan
CronosDage 0
^^^owned
LevyLove 17
LOLOLOL
colin888 0
u ******* douche
aardvarkish 17
11, I just gotta say, That reminds me of a crusty old sergeant we had in Iraq, who would walk around smoking a pipe and saying things like "What the **** is your major malfunction, Soldier??!!" (since we were army) and "Wake up and get on patrol, you lazy sack o' shit! You'll sleep when you're dead!" His act was pretty funny, though. But he stopped that after the casualties really started.
iplaymw2 0
that was nice of u still
DreamingintheSun 0
i have! the OP should read it xD
Doopliss01 0
YDI for trying to be nice
hawxfighter_fml 0
precisely.
adrii09 0
your comments showed up ma. chill out lol u got #1 & #2 and did it even do any damage to your car? cuz I kno I've backed into poles, and cars, and had cars run into me and swung my door open and hit a million other things and my car is still in 100% condition :) lol
dinorawrous 0
Awweh, I feel bad for the old lady :[
cincin75 0
4 I thought u r a bad girl. I was wrong.
andyroxs 2
you must drive a nokia
clanceyrocks11 0
bless her
razz122 5
This is a shitty FML
HaleyBopp 0
Haha aww. Thats not her fault. I'm sorry though.
forro34 2
couldn't there be like "old people towns"??that would be better...I think..........
redsox4021 0
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you do realize you will be old someday you dumb bitch. Everyone ages you hate people for getting old? get the **** out of here you dumb piece of shit I'm teenager but atleast I've have respect for older people^^^^^^^^^
your_face 15
Couldn't there be like "people who have no respect towns"? That would be better, I think.
letmeinplease 0
And... ? If she didn't notice, then she can hardly apologise or anything. Yeah, you got a kickin the head for doing a good deed, but this isn't really FML territory.