gerligrl97
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
december2009
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gone
Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML
ROLLY
United States
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML
Shortround
Wheaton, United States
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
faded as shit
United States
Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML
Sad
United States
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Baltimore, United States
Suspicious activity
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Danielle
United States
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
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futtbuck101 1
you better get that food back
Calyx_fml 22
Yet you call him your "boyfriend".
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Comments (352)
kai_ngo 0
YDI for dating someone like that. Like any decent looking person would do such a thing. Why didn't you call the police rather than posting here? Tch, tch, tch. YDI indeed.
hotair10 9
I don't think looks have anything to do with it :P ugly people can be nice too lol
kai_ngo 0
I didn't mean looks as in ugly/pretty. I meant that for a person to be capable of doing so, I highly doubt the way the act and dress reflect that of an honest, non-thief. Just my two cents though.
IHeartJimi02 0
There are a lot of people that look shady who are good people and vice versa
kai_ngo 0
Could be. I've never met any, and would rather stay on the safe side. But, hey, who knows.
XxToriwolfxX 0
People can be decieving with personalities and such to use you. You know that, right?
betticonfetti 7
At least he left your computer... :/
soulfulemo 0
op said he took her laptop ..you know people can go on the Internet through phones nowadays right?
pedobear123 0
he also took her phone *facepalm*
FreebirdIII 1
but he took her iPhone.
eliasqfuntybunt 2
...he took her phone too
soulfulemo 0
I know, a friends phone, or an iPod. come on people really :P
MsMeiriona 2
boyfriend, rapist, tomato, tomahto.
rebekahah 7
nah, you probably just lost them
LittleMonsterSam 5
he took her phone dumbass!
rebekahah 7
I don't think you fully understood what I had said.
meggieh815 0
she lost her food? I hate when my refrigerator decides to play hide and seek!
Liddo_Me_12 0
Haha she would be a retard to lose her items...NOT THE FOOD!! haha she probably ate them while sleep waking!!
imnotcraZ 0
you know how to pick em
jej3112000 0
can we spell DUMB
Pigpen181 3
Raiders of the Lost Ark
shutupYDI 4
I get goosebumps when I see ur comments... you creep me out. you just set off a bunch of pedo alarms in my head... no offense.
mekaylahm 0
oh....was it rape or what
oliviaisbombx3 0
well you certainly found a keeper (;
soulfulemo 0
yes because every girl wants a guy who takes theyre stuff...
slkdw 1
ummm...ever heard of sarcasm? yeah...you missed it in the comment you replied to.
XxToriwolfxX 0
A keeper of all her shit.
brookie063 5
you sure know how to pick em!