gerligrl97
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
december2009
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gone
Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML
ROLLY
United States
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML
Shortround
Wheaton, United States
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
faded as shit
United States
Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML
Sad
United States
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Baltimore, United States
Suspicious activity
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Danielle
United States
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Top comments
futtbuck101 1
you better get that food back
Calyx_fml 22
Yet you call him your "boyfriend".
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Comments (352)
georggx 3
better claim your virginity back en!
CookieMonstur 0
call the cops. don't post on FML. idiot
BraBrando 0
maybe the cops are reading?
Nemmycakes 3
maybe she already did?
foilindo 0
everything was ok. but the iPhone?! now he just went too far!!! lol
DeLpHe3zY 7
thats a real bummer
Zebidee 9
Well, now you're ******.
felah17 6
Literally!!
SmexiLexii 3
You mean your EX boyfriend.
Zeb_McBride 0
wanna by my future ex?
corje20 0
hey I like ur style on life. so really where do u live
annihil8or 15
Damn u need to call the cops u just got robbed
nickfraxer 0
that is an altogether bad day...
ericka216 0
well, since he's such an AMAZING boyfriend, when he does'NT give you, everything but you virginity, back.. then call the police!!
felah17 6
Hey,babe! this is your boyfriend. I took the liberty of taking some of your useless stuff...Figure you didn't mind.You were awesome! Next time we do it at my pad. You know,under the bridge.I've got a slightly soiled,but good mattress!!! Love ya! Bye!!
soulfulemo 0
I honestly do not know what to say to that,..but wow