gerligrl97
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
december2009
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gone
Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML
ROLLY
United States
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML
Shortround
Wheaton, United States
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
faded as shit
United States
Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML
Sad
United States
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Baltimore, United States
Suspicious activity
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Danielle
United States
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
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futtbuck101 1
you better get that food back
Calyx_fml 22
Yet you call him your "boyfriend".
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Comments (352)
CaptainPickles72 18
You got screwed...........over.
aaalllliiiii 6
he's an idiot
gerligrl97 0
I posted an FML almost identical to this a couple days ago!!!!! it was denied Nd was worded a tiny bit different. this story is obviously fake if it happened to me. Today, someone stole my FML. FML.
Sirin_fml 47
Is that why you have an Original Poster ribbon on your comment?
ProhibitionRose 14
chill out home girl, the posters name is the same as your. herp derp?
Ghostkiller12345 9
I guess u got owned,on FML and with your boyfriend...Modification of ur FML:"Today,someone stole my FML, until I realised I stole my own FML. FML"
ReneeFlem_Flam 2
Wow.....dumb moment
Freeze_fml 17
Your profile says you're 15, but you have '97 in your username. You are a little tramp, say bye to your belongings.
mea_iloveskiing 26
maybe OP is posting this from a local library :)
tierragrace2077 0
what does op n ydi stand for? and u should have cn it coming btw
blakesaurus 0
really failing to see how OP deserves it. nobody else has ever had anybody misrepresent themselves and their interests? seriously, **** anybody who says YDI. this is essentially a rape and a robbery.
slkdw 1
so what you're basically saying is even though she slept with him voluntarily, because of the fact that he stole her things that makes it rape? lmao
ProhibitionRose 14
it wasn't rape if she said yes and/or he yelled surprise! thats the problem with idiots like you, you cry rape way too ******* quick. "oh he robbed her! and they had sex...but sense he stole from her let's call it rape too!!"
IHeartJimi02 0
Op didn't say he stole her virginity from her. she said that he took it. If he raped her she would have said so.
Freeze_fml 17
You sound like one of the stuck up bitches that play the sexual assault card over nothing.
FML_14u2c 14
Boyfriend? Sounds more like a one night stand, gone bad.
ProhibitionRose 14
ugh scumbag! you may wanna rethink your taste in men >.
mygreenhoodie 0
wow and your only 14.. stay cla$$y
ProhibitionRose 14
muscles glasses!!! 0.0
aes1994 0
I was just wondering if anyone would notice how young she is
crzy4life 0
ask him to give your virginity back..lol