Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, my landlord's control issue got out of control when I got a call telling me I have "too much stuff" and have to move out of the apartment. I sold all my furniture when I moved in and all I currently own is a scratch post, a chair and a pair of curtains. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my newly ex-fiancé, the father of my 5-year-old child, moved out of state with no warning. I just spent my last $500 paying off his car, and the rent is due tomorrow. FML
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jonahwalzer 12
I would call the cops, or something....you cant just let him do that
ElricMustang 23
*Slow claps*
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Comments (83)
MidnaLink 35
I think he did that on purpose.
ElricMustang 23
*Slow claps*
Sandsh8rk 36
I think we've found Captain Obvious.
DJisHere11 19
#1 OMG! Are you like... Serious?
ManInTheMachine 20
Hey guys, looks like the new Season of Sherlock came early!
Ambient25 25
Thankfully #1 commented, I was still on the ropes if he took it on purpose or if the dog framed him.
Ambient25 25
#19 Private Oblivious reporting for duty
MidnaLink 35
No need to be rude...
JMichael 26
Thanks to you #1 the mystery is solved, you pesky kid you. Where's Scooby so I can give him a congratulatory paw shake?
jazzy_123 20
Really? I never would have known. For a second there I thought maybe he took it by accident.
Nyx_fml 23
Leaving you wasn't enough. He also had to screw you over. :/
Ambient25 25
So track your (hopefully ex) boyfriend down and get that dough!!
jonahwalzer 12
I would call the cops, or something....you cant just let him do that
ohsnapcrackers 6
I don't think calling the cops would work very well, in my mind it'll go something like " my boyfriend left me and took my money too, no I'm not just saying this because he broke up with me!" it's almost impossible to prove when cash is stolen, tough luck op.
jrock9093 18
What a jerk, call the cops and make report and show to landlord don't let him take you down to his level
Shade1982 21
That actually sounds easier than it is. The cops can't just take your word for it, someone has to be able to support said claim.
annie_nk 23
I believe that counts at theft. Report him.
ElricMustang 23
Can she? If it's cash, would she have any proof?
jrock9093 18
Yes she can even if it was cash! Plus she just said rent money so really leave her alone! We don't need your rudeness, be funny like you did on number #1 plus I'm a cop so I think I know you can report it to police or even renters insurance it's theft if he was on the lease and burglary if he was not
annie_nk 23
It'd also implied that he stole more than just the rent money.
jrock9093 18
To me he was being rude and me as a police officer, would no a little more about the crime of any was committed! You have you right to your opinion all thew!
jrock9093 18
And maybe it wasn't rude in a different view! So thank you #31
dakotahulsey 15
It wasn't rude at all he was asking a question to see if it would even hold water. Idk what any of this has to do with you being a police officer.
ElricMustang 23
Mr. Cop sir, I wasn't being rude. Next time, you should try to consider that a question doesn't imply someone being rude. Just because I had a reply like the one for #1 doesn't mean all of.mine will be like that. I asked a serious question about if it would be proof if it were cash. You got so defensive with your "I think I would know because I'm a cop", yet I had no idea you even existed until you replied to my comment. So I'm going to ask kindly that you learn to realize that not every question on the internet is sarcastic. There was really no way I can interpret my questions as sarcasm.
zandalee 20
I thought that to be a police officer you actually had to know how to spell. Jrock.
ElricMustang 23
Maybe thats why everyone has a right to remain silent?
olpally 33
Call the cops and have them hunt his ass down. That's no bueno. What a douche.
awagh666 14
Or call #25. he might come in a jiffy unless he's hung over on his doughnuts and coffee.
LtBrenton 16
Well nobody specified whether "donuts" meant the edible kind or the smoke-billowing automotive kind... :p
zoepie 7
Report that ass.
ManInTheMachine 20
What did that ass do to deserve being singled out?
BadApple88 29
Worst boyfriend ever. Call the cops on his ass
Kiki242 19
Hunter that ****** down and take what's yours.