Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom took away my car, phone, dog, laptop and college fund because I told her she lets me down sometimes. I'm moving to Arizona for college in two weeks. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, I confiscated my daughter’s tablet, phone and laptop after I caught her exchanging nudes with boys. My ex then called me in a rage, threatening to take me to court over “stealing his belongings” since he purchased them. No concern for our daughter’s behavior, just him wanting the stuff. FML
Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
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Top comments
moonlight970 0
Apparently they like her more than you. That sucks.
NOWAYJOSE 14
Just tell them you caught her with some other guy's dick in her mouth. They'll be on your side then.
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Comments (196)
moonlight970 0
Apparently they like her more than you. That sucks.
slick5880 22
Maybe they just want you to lay off the electronics and get laid.
hercs95 0
What dicks!!
ItCldBeWorse 1
This makes much more sense if you picture OP as 30 and still living in his parent's basement.
jefffluffingham 5
a laptop, a TV an xbox and a car? what if s/he needs to research for a test/job with the internet, watch a documentary or drive to school/uni/college/work. the xbox, maybe s/he needs to relax. plus, he just got out of a relationship. s/he's probably not had the chance yet.
iluvboobies 9
You can move out and find a job, OP.
Overseer211 1
How is he posting this then?
InOthrWords 12
-149 Probably on his phone?
howdmynosego 12
2 words law-suit
sickduckTroll 0
124- what's with the s/he it's clear it's a guy smart one
antoniasiddall 5
Not really. Could be a lesbian for all you know. Smart arse.
DHGH 5
Man up and get your shit back.
sickduckTroll 0
162- that's why you play too much and don't have a girlfriend with your ghetto crack Mario picture
yesio12 13
Fyl OP ! My parents are the same way, I feel Your pain!
1PaulyD 9
I call that bullshit! I speak my mind
baseballplaya5 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
FYL but PS3 beats xbox
avatar0810 15
Agreed entirely
avatar0810 15
Agreed entirely
SW500 13
Woah, two 78s, and are you seriously trying to start a fanboy war on here?
imcutefml 0
Dumbass xbox wins! My friends have ps3 only cause it costs for xbox live which they say xbox is so much better the only thing ps3 has better than xbox is blu ray and god of war
Wreckless_fml 6
Gears of War 3. Enough said.
NoLongerExists 11
And I like color red. Opinions, ffs. Keep them to yourselves.
jizzwold 21
Hey let's just all calm down and agree that the wii is a piece of shit.
tylenol123 0
Dude, ps3 doesnt have gears of war or halo. 2 extremely convincing itens right there. And plenty other great games like i think battle field but im not positive
superangryandy 2
PS3 fo life hell yea all right killzone 3 God of war allright.
slappymojo 0
I would even slap my momma if she did
Roley4498 14
And a good pc beats them both
Roley4498 14
Fail on my behalf
i_l_y143 0
who smacks their mother!?
white16sox 19
Ungrateful bastards. That's who.
sickduckTroll 0
a little 12 year old would type that on here kid just get your phone taken away please for the sake of fml
NOWAYJOSE 14
Just tell them you caught her with some other guy's dick in her mouth. They'll be on your side then.
NoLongerExists 11
Why lie about what happened? Tell the truth: you don't want to be with her anymore and you won't change your feelings because they want to. Lying will make you look like an asshole in the end. It is your own decision to do whatever you want with your relationship, and parents should understand that. Not only parents, everyone should.
Sacurason 0
101- You say this with the assumption that his parents are reasonable. There are many parents who do not care for reason or logic, and will not allow their children to actually sit down and talk with them. I'm lucky enough to have caring, level headed parents, but I know of many who are not.
NoLongerExists 11
Yes, of course, that's true. What I mean is: if the OP's got a car and a license, he is probably old enough to confront his parents about it. He's not 10 years old, he is... more than 16 I guess? Not sure, I'm not from the US. However, you are most probably right and his parents simply lack logic... or the OP is just a horrible person.
sickduckTroll 0
I like how your comeback to his comment was to start saying OP is a bad guy and he's most. likely to be 17 and shouldn't be play xbox but working
NoLongerExists 11
Uhmm.. I guess you didn't understand what I said. My "comeback" was to say that, as you say, he's most likely 17 and therefore he should be a man and have the balls to confront his parents. I don't think OP's a bad guy, but it's possible that he broke up with her "just because" and was mean. But even if that's the case it's his damn problem, not his parents. That's why I agree with #140 and say that his parents most propably simply lack logic. But anyway, good luck with your life of "work work work and no games". Tell me how's it going when you become an adult.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Maybe they want you to hurry up and give them grand children. Just maybe.
crauen 0
how many times has xbox been hacked? oh yeah, none. xbox 1, ps3 0.
RebekahBrooke 9
trololol. people get their gamertags stolen, free stuff illegally put on there... etc. nothing is unhackable. not even NASA!
zombicidal 11
I love Xbox but it actually has been hacked once it didn't do anything bad but it happened
thatdesertdude 7
and this has exactly what in common with OPs post?
iheartdance465 0
Actually it's the other way around :)
MasterChief7494 3
Xbox owns all! (except the N64. That's old school :)
JTHolloway200 0
I'm a ps3 fan but ps3 got hacked too.
DeadRob 13
Nothin may be unhackable but until i see microsoft or NASA have theor servers crashed then u know it cant be truely hacked! ur hacking the hardware not microsoft itself when u add all those things and gamertags get hacked because people can figure ourlt the passwords so again no real hacking of microsoft
Unlucky_Gun 0
You said xbox never got hacked and then went on to say xbox did once. Guess what PS3 did too
Mirorbo 27
This is an FML that really calls for a "What the ****?!" button!
katt_is_here 24
I really couldn't agree more, Mirorbo.