gerligrl97
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
december2009
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gone
Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML
ROLLY
United States
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML
Shortround
Wheaton, United States
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
faded as shit
United States
Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML
Sad
United States
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Baltimore, United States
Suspicious activity
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Danielle
United States
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
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futtbuck101 1
you better get that food back
Calyx_fml 22
Yet you call him your "boyfriend".
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Comments (352)
MissBunnyWillEat 11
so... did you have a good time?
WiderWille 11
Without food? Are you kidding?
Silenthunter 0
She did not say anything about the beer though.
bryshad 0
lol
Minecraftaddict 0
What a baller.
Yinky_Unbanned 0
yea he's def. balling now after everything he took :p specially the virginity :p
rickyornash 0
minecraft sucks nuts
jklol11 0
that's one hell of a boyfriend you got there OP... O.o
jewknowit710 2
your boyfriend is winning!
GuessWhatKids 13
HOLY SHIT OP'S BOYFRIEND ISN'T WINNING THAT JUNKIE CHARLIE SHEEN ISN'T WINNING AND NOBODY WHO MAKES CHARLIE SHEEN REFERENCES IS WINNING. IT'S OLD, IT'S RETARDED, AND IT WAS NEVER FUNNY. **** OFF, EAT SHIT, AND GO PURCHASE SOME ORIGINALITY, FUCKTARD.
Jaxx66 21
anger problems?
GuessWhatKids 13
Yes. I have LTFIS. Low Tolerance For Idiots Syndrome.
jewknowit710 2
wow if i would have know you boyfriend had done everything op's has including no reach around I wouldn't have made a comment. and I'm proud of u learning caps lock shows alot of that pent up aggression you have in your dead end job and now with no tv. so ima say point me and match thanks for playing maybe next time labron
qwacktastick 8
Jesus ****
WallyTheWombat 0
You do know that "winning" was around before Charlie Sheen right? btw, he makes more than your paycheck when he takes a shit, I'd say that's success.
PSQ91 6
Steeling food is a total nogo.
Belovan 2
How was the sex?
hiyourcute 0
Clearly bad.
teenagedream13 1
well. at least you got something out of it.. :)
missy_lynn012 0
technically she lost something out of it.
FreebirdIII 1
Yes, she got bloody sheets, no phone, laptop, or food. She is just having a awesome day.
IHeartJimi02 0
42, just out of curiosity how old are you. your profile says your birth year is 2005. Also, not everyone bleeds their first time.
pedobear123 0
so I'm assuming he tied you down, shut your mouth and has you under a threat? and that's why you didn't call the police? YDI OP
ironwords 8
for once pedobear is right
pedobear123 0
it's just that I do that all the time, if you know what I mean. ;)
BraBrando 0
pedobear, you know how to do it ;)
jhashj 0
you should really call the police... immediately!
Key_Of_Awesome 1
I agree, your life sucks