Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, I woke up to the rickety old ceiling fan above my bed crashing down on top of me. I'm fine, however I am now grounded until I can buy a new ceiling fan to replace the one I "broke". FML
Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
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Top comments
hatesfate 6
While you're at it why don't you run around with scissors?
hunterfisher98 8
Fantastic
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Comments (112)
LadyGore 12
Humorous, you sir deserve an award for humorous stupidity. (;
Betz 10
Did you mean the Darwin award?
teddy4nyy 13
I'm lalalalanie and this is Jackass.
MyNameIsViet 15
If this was recorded you'd be a new hit. Just like the dumb ass cat that did it. Except this one would be real!!! LMFAO
evilplatypus 39
12 - "The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it..." Unless OP forgot to mention the part where they died or were rendered sterile, it isn't worthy of a Darwin Award. ...Though I don't doubt they'll try for it again in the future.
saksxalmo 20
#59, maybe OP'll get an honorable mention?
hunterfisher98 8
Fantastic
Betz 10
I'm not a huge fan of puns because they tend to go over my head.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Now I'm not going to jump to conclusions, but if you don't get puns then you must be stu-bed!
Inheritance 10
You sir have great vertical if you can jump high enough to hit the fan! Lil alone knock yourself unconscious because of it.
RedPillSucks 33
unless he's got a vaulted ceiling, the fans are not that high off the bed he would be trampolining on.
MormonPornstar 7
Yeah no joke... I can hit my head on the light fixtures arranged on the ceiling fan just by walking. Fun Fact: iPhone jus auto-corrected the word 'arranged' to 'stabbed'. -_-
sayyestothedress 24
Stupid!
chriswright1888 10
Ha, sounds like me!
Ryan_Jaxson 8
Chewbaka wouldn't need to jump to hit his head on the ceiling fan...
chriswright1888 10
Chewbacca wouldn't need a fan. I am talking about myself.
FMLshark 12
26: I think the joke just went right over your head.
aerogxt 7
Now children...
partyfool2011 4
31- apparently the fan didn't
hatesfate 6
While you're at it why don't you run around with scissors?
onlychildFTW 34
Or play in traffic?
linstar 13
Or give yourself a paper cut and squeeze lemon juice on it.
truth_spitta 0
Or slide down a bed of razors into a pool of alcohol
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Or play tag with an hungry lion .
Demonfish 14
Or paint a floor starting at the only door out of the room.
kyliersb 4
Or play in a field of stinging nettles
PinkieKeen 20
Or bash a beehive
RvidxrKlvn 8
Or step on a Lego
ballpython 15
Or drink gasoline.
flockz 20
or drop the soap in a prison shower.
SurfSnowSkate7 7
And eat a lit match
onlychildFTW 34
Alright enough of this. Haha. Time to break it up.
Carmstro 13
^ Party pooper. :(
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Or listen to some Bieber...
gc327072 31
Or blast classical music with your windows down while driving through the ghetto part of town.
XxDevilxXGt 26
Unless you flail your arms around like a crazy person, running with scissors isn't that dangerous. But I'm a crazy person so watch out.
Carmstro 13
Is it bad that I read "spinning fan" and thought of cat videos? OP, maybe wear a helmet next time... Or all the time.
RevenVx 16
Are you thinking of the video where the cats paw got stuck to the string attached to the ceiling fan?
hatesfate 6
Is there any other cat and spinning fan video?
nick347b 6
*slow sarcastic clap* Well done, well done.
LadyGore 12
Do you not understand or are you being sarcastic? O.o
MrBond007_fml 6
Was this an industrial fan? The regular ones are far to flimsy to knock someone out. I don't know I could be wrong.
WeAreRisen 6
It would kind of depend where the fan blade hit them. A foam sword can easily knock you out if it hits you in the temple. Trust me.
deBlobX 12
Dude, fans are usually made out of metal or wood...they can **** shit up.
HeartForMusic 23
There are some things that should just be left as memories.
Kazenoe 24
I once tried that. Forgot I had doubled my weight, fell through my bed and had to buy a new one... The cons of being an adult. :(
Marrach 7
No. The cons of eating food. I watch it though.
lelo007 11
34- So from childhood to adulthood, we aren't supposed to gain weight?