Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
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Top comments
heylesha 8
well if hes going to break up with you over a voicemail, he isnt worth it anyway.
saIty 17
Your parents will never know if you have an imaginary boyfriend. They're not as troublesome as real ones, although the sex is not all that great.
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Comments (115)
yumsugarr 8
So your boyfriend dumped you via home phone message ? He must have been a smart one .
AdriTheCutie 0
that's y I have my own phone! I'm not aloud to date but I do it anywaysssss!!
ohmandapants 17
You're too young to date...maybe when you learn how to spell you can begin dating.
Llama_Face89 34
If you have yet to learn how to spell your parents are probably right not to let you.
austin1313 0
I'm not a grammar nazi or anything, but seriously? ******* learn to spell.
james_aka_frosty 3
SO HARDCORE!
Georgieeporgiee 9
18- made me laugh!
ifailplzinsultme 0
Okay. Who wants to bet that this is a 12 year old girl?
ronnieboo 0
Da only word dat she really misspelled is aloud/allowed. Everythin else I'd abbreviate too to shorten shit up lol
kickblocker 18
he most likely knows you are allowed to date and did that anyway
kateheartswaffle 0
Okay either A) Come clean. B) Pretend he's a psycho and claim that you never dated. Let's go with option A.
bizarre_ftw 22
I like b....
Llama_Face89 34
What's wrong with option B? Seems plausible.
ninja1216 0
What? B is clearly better why ce clean?
geekemo92 0
As everyone who voted for B gets thumbed down.
hatersgunnahat 0
Well he broke up with you for a reason...
JHandAC 4
And that's why Forever Alone is you're picture ^^
jose18 3
How old are you
A100893 30
He was not worth it and your parents probably just didn't want you to get hurt, which you did.
bizarre_ftw 22
No, what they didn't want was to face the fact that a) they're getting older b) they don't have total power over her life c) she won't be their tiny baby forever d) she's becoming and soon will be an adult with her own mind, thoughts, opinions, and life that they can't control
bizarre_ftw 22
Honestly parents that forbid their kids from dating are just naïve idiots on power trips
MiaLoves 8
he's not worth it if he broke up with you over voicemail. I've gone though crazy break ups my self, and you'll have worse. trust me. but the past is past, and if you get punished then you kinda had it coming for picking a idiot boy.
JinxosGirl87 0
You must have misheard what your parents said; they forbid you from dating HIM.
firemedic919 0
1 st move out on your own, 2 nd get over it and find another to get under.