Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
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Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
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Top comments
heylesha 8
well if hes going to break up with you over a voicemail, he isnt worth it anyway.
saIty 17
Your parents will never know if you have an imaginary boyfriend. They're not as troublesome as real ones, although the sex is not all that great.
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Comments (115)
iam_yummylicious 12
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW COOTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =c! They scurz me.
xxXChiiXxx 2
YDI for going behind your parents' backs.
brianjman14 23
Either you're too young to be dating or you're parents are REALLY strict. If it's the first one, YDI, but if it's the second, FYL. Don't worry about it though. If he tried to end it with you over the phone, then he's clearly not a good guy anyway.
bizarre_ftw 22
I don't think they control her dating life given she didn't listen to them..... They may Try to, but trying & succeeding are two very different things. Also they're idiots for thinking they could just say "we forbid you from dating" and have it work
ThreeSheetsGone 12
I'm guessing this is a "No dating until you're married" type scenario.
HideouslyHuman 10
Atleast you weren't pregnant...?
RMRaidersNumbah3 0
no dating until your married? how do you get married if you dont even have a boyfriend in the first place?
Kurtykat 2
Don't you mean ex boyfriend?
kabocha_cookie 0
FYL for having a douche bag break up with you like that. YDI for not listening to your parents.
neonberries 15
Why give him your home phone number if you were trying to hide the relationship? Learn how to lie to your parents better!
vbmg152 19
:-)