Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend of nearly a year that I finally told my mother about him, and that she wants us to fly out so he can meet her. He said “OK” with a blank expression. I went to work, and when I got home, he and all his stuff were gone. He left a note on the fridge, saying, “Sorry, I can’t do this anymore. All the best.” FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
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Inspired22 11
Hmm...and your mother didn't think it was strange that he used her as the messenger of your breakup?
Zmeilerr 22
If he can't tell you in person, he's obviously not worth it. Communication is key in a relationship.
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Inspired22 11
Hmm...and your mother didn't think it was strange that he used her as the messenger of your breakup?
sammywhits 0
thats exactly what I was thinking
SeanFredrick 3
Twas prolly the moms idea. Cougar want fresh meat fo herself?
SparcMac 0
*T'was
SeanFredrick 3
*'Twas
Ninjafriends 1
Twat
All_For_Love 0
meh, he wasn't worth it anyways if he's like that. shop lots -boxing week!- and find yourself a rebound guy if needed
4bidden 0
**** you
NeutralBear 0
Amen
mrahhhhh 21
#2: Like anyone likes crossing to another country just to pay more (even counting exchange rates) for the exact same product. Plus, personally, I'd be goddamned if I had to pay 13% sales tax in Ontario to pay for a bunch of government programs that wouldn't even go back to me. OP: I'm really sorry that happened. "e-hug" :)
All_For_Love 0
I didn't notice that they were from the states :|
Zmeilerr 22
If he can't tell you in person, he's obviously not worth it. Communication is key in a relationship.
aquastar 0
yeah my ex broke up with me through text message. while I was at church o_O lol it's funny now :) because I doubt I'd even recognize him xD
missfmylife101 0
28 mine did the same thing but I was at work!! guys are such pussys
dt520 4
yikes shouldent have came early
RufusCade 7
Without trust, no relationship. You failed when you made him scared of you. YDI
MEM0817 18
Where does it say she made him scared of her? Maybe her ex just didn't have a pair.
schwancy 2
Some people need to grow a pair and break up face to face.
BahahahLOL 0
You can't 'grow' a pair... But you can purchase them off me. I have plenty to go around.
unidentified_sta 5
Well you sure can't be talking about testicles; that much is obvious.
BahahahLOL 0
what makes you so sure?
unidentified_sta 5
It is obvious judging by that post.
SparcMac 0
so he's selling em?
pita2423 10
I agree I was pretty pissed off when my gf broke up with me in a text message bc I was leaving for basic training in 6 months. at least have the decency to break up in person or over the phone if in person isnt finaicially available. in the op case should have been in person.
stitch_book 4
wow ... he either really hates you, or he's too much a pussy to tell break up with you in person. either case, it doesn't sound like a relationship worth holding on to. win? >.>
bloodandicecream 4
what a coward!
DEXter501 0
FYL for having a boyfriend who's apparently closer to and more open with your parents than with you. But then again, looks like you don't have that problem anymore.
Mirorbo 27
He's a coward, darling. You're better off.