Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
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Top comments
heylesha 8
well if hes going to break up with you over a voicemail, he isnt worth it anyway.
saIty 17
Your parents will never know if you have an imaginary boyfriend. They're not as troublesome as real ones, although the sex is not all that great.
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Comments (115)
coper169 0
that SUCKS
karlag2689 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
should have stayed away. ctfu. parents know best. ydi.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
Parents-"I forbid you to see that gentlefolk again." Daughter-"Awe, hamburgers.." Seriously, did they actually think you would stop seeing him? If they did then they need to re-read their parenting 101 books.
lajaynay 15
Dadtip 88: forbid your daughter from a boy, she's gonna **** him.
ihasbrains 10
Parents - "I also forbid you from having a cell phone."
ihasbrains 10
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ihasbrains 10
^ accidental repost of a comment. Feel free to thumbs down the spam.
schrodingersdog 4
Better to educate your children about safe dating than to forbid them from dating.
ihasbrains 10
Agreed.
rawrkittyrawr 6
Theres no win for parents and dating forbid it they **** em, dont do anything they **** em.
ihasbrains 10
Not necessarily. Some people have more dignity than that.
Alex94xela 0
Well op could say "I'm not dating, at least not anymore."
sk8rchick97 0
Um what's a house phone?
Kirashai 9
It's a phone...in a house...
shannonreneee 11
My parents banned me from dating. It was so hard cause when I secretly dated and I needed advice I could never go to them:(
nalia18 8
Dating snd having a bf is totally different My mom said i cant go on a date till i am 15 but i can have a bf because she cant stop love.
SCREAM4meeee 0
Way to go OP! **** the rules! :)
EvilPotato 15
41 not really because in order to have a boyfriend you usually I dunno go on a couple DATES before he/she becomes a boyfriend/girlfriend.
james_aka_frosty 3
No you don't I met my girlfriend four months ago and we've never been anywhere other than each others houses
toelie 26
Sounds exciting, James.
dre_bro11 12
Isn't it sort of like reverse psychology? Parents always tell their children bot to do things, but the more they try to prevent then from doing things, the more curious they will get and the more tempted to break their parents rules they will get. There should be boundaries between parents and what they want their children to follow, but being too strict can be worse.
heylesha 8
well if hes going to break up with you over a voicemail, he isnt worth it anyway.
Llama_Face89 34
If a guy doesn't have the stones to break up with a girl in person he shouldn't consider himself a man.
SimpleMinds_fml 7
The whole no dating policy along with the no cell phone thing makes me think this girl either A.) is a seventh grader or B.) has way to strict of parents.
tweetypie 18
Where does it say no cellphone?
missyj0 12
Why would he leave a voicemail on the house phone if she has a cell?
saIty 17
Your parents will never know if you have an imaginary boyfriend. They're not as troublesome as real ones, although the sex is not all that great.
doogy15 11
A relationship with your hand for anyone is alway good to keep when the chips are down...
Daralea 21
Sadly, I find the sex much better :( I think I'm doing something wrong...but another thing very very right.
junkboy 4
I agree with 3, he isn't worth it if he's too pussy to break up with you to your face
natashax21 5
Why would he send you a breakup message through your homephone anyway? Dont we all have cellphones?
Georgieeporgiee 9
Mobiles buck rogers!;)
SighMaster3000 4
If they're the kind of parents who forbid dating, they're probably the kind of parents who forbid cell phones.
groundzeromma 8
Or maybe since he was to big of a DB to break up to her face he took an extra step to show he was a Douche bag and left it on answering machine instead of her answering her cell phone
FliPsliCE 3
Say it's a joke from a friend obviously.
Freeze_fml 17
Now you know why.
every1luvsboners 11
Probably because he heard that you were going to the doctors office to get your herpes checked out.
Kirashai 9
Fake boners account..?
every1luvsboners 11
^^ Idiot & potential banhammer in arse account.
HideouslyHuman 10
Honestly,that was just great.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Voicemail breakup? He's a keeper. Oh, wait :(..