Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
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Top comments
heylesha 8
well if hes going to break up with you over a voicemail, he isnt worth it anyway.
saIty 17
Your parents will never know if you have an imaginary boyfriend. They're not as troublesome as real ones, although the sex is not all that great.
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Comments (115)
Dcm210 19
turn lesbian?
All_Blacks 2
well, he's a douche.
raaacheel 4
dont let it get to you. obviously he wasnt worth it
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Arranged marriage.
castrosabeast 7
So what you're like 14?
matt120784 0
Makes you wonder if OP is old enough to have reached puberty yet...
hateevryone 15
Sweetie, how old are you for you to not be allowed to date?
codywade 0
That's your fault you shouldn't have disobeyed your parents
mwolverine 1
When they say parents want the best for you, they really mean it. Took me almost 18 years to learn that. So that's why you deserve it.
aPieceOfFruit 16
All least not you can honestly say your not seeing anyone :D
satph 12
It's you're*. I'm sorry I just had to!